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That post with my actual physical appearance is even more hilarious. Especially if you imagine Ozzy Osbourne's "Mister Tinkertrain" playing in the background. Or anything by Gary Puckett.That post with that avatar is hilarious.Hot.I heard another version of that joke but it included a bus full of catholic school girls.
Misogynist Thursdays are a response to Feminist Fridays. Misogyny is unacceptable during other days of the week, but is acceptable and even encouraged during Thursday.watIt's not Thursday.Here's a good joke:
Women's rights.
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pants that, you can be misogynist any day of the week.
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Well put doog. You never posted anything offensive whatsoever
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Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and exposes himself. Well, the first old lady had a stroke and the second old lady had a stroke, but the third old lady's arms were juuuuuust too short to reach.And to stay on-topic: Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
A clown and a five-year-old boy are walking through the woods at night. The little boy turns to the clown and says, "I'm scared!" And the clown replies, "Well, how do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
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Two explorers are walking in a desert. Having run out of water, they are parched, and with bare desert all around, may not have long to live. Suddenly, one of them spots a covered market in the distance. They hurry towards it.
They come to the first stall. "Excuse me," one explorer says, "do you have any water?" "No," the stall owner replies, "all I have is this bowl of jelly, custard and sponge." So the explorers move on to the next stall. Again, they ask for water, and again, the stall owner replies that he only has a bowl of jelly, custard and sponge.
They continue in this way for quite some time, asking for water and finding only jelly, custard and sponge. Eventually, after it becomes evident that there is no water at the market, they decide to try their luck elsewhere.
"Fancy that," one explorer says, "a market that sells only bowls of custard, jelly and sponge."
"I know," says the other, "it's a trifle bazaar."
They come to the first stall. "Excuse me," one explorer says, "do you have any water?" "No," the stall owner replies, "all I have is this bowl of jelly, custard and sponge." So the explorers move on to the next stall. Again, they ask for water, and again, the stall owner replies that he only has a bowl of jelly, custard and sponge.
They continue in this way for quite some time, asking for water and finding only jelly, custard and sponge. Eventually, after it becomes evident that there is no water at the market, they decide to try their luck elsewhere.
"Fancy that," one explorer says, "a market that sells only bowls of custard, jelly and sponge."
"I know," says the other, "it's a trifle bazaar."
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