Cheesy Joke thread

[Doc Sigma]

I heard another version of that joke but it included a bus full of catholic school girls.

Hot.

[Ibun]

I heard another version of that joke but it included a bus full of catholic school girls.

Hot.

That post with that avatar is hilarious.

[Doc Sigma]

I heard another version of that joke but it included a bus full of catholic school girls.

Hot.

That post with that avatar is hilarious.

That post with my actual physical appearance is even more hilarious. Especially if you imagine Ozzy Osbourne's "Mister Tinkertrain" playing in the background. Or anything by Gary Puckett.

[Æron]

Here's a good joke:

Women's rights.

It's not Thursday.

wat

Misogynist Thursdays are a response to Feminist Fridays. Misogyny is unacceptable during other days of the week, but is acceptable and even encouraged during Thursday.

[Dr. Sticks]

pants that, you can be misogynist any day of the week.

[Trance]

But you'll only be cool doing it on Thursday. You'd just be a loser any other day.

[RocketGirl]

And to stay on-topic: Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and exposes himself. Well, the first old lady had a stroke and the second old lady had a stroke, but the third old lady's arms were juuuuuust too short to reach.

A clown and a five-year-old boy are walking through the woods at night. The little boy turns to the clown and says, "I'm scared!" And the clown replies, "Well, how do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"

...The Aristocrats! [jazz hands]

[nickspoon]

Two explorers are walking in a desert. Having run out of water, they are parched, and with bare desert all around, may not have long to live. Suddenly, one of them spots a covered market in the distance. They hurry towards it.

They come to the first stall. "Excuse me," one explorer says, "do you have any water?" "No," the stall owner replies, "all I have is this bowl of jelly, custard and sponge." So the explorers move on to the next stall. Again, they ask for water, and again, the stall owner replies that he only has a bowl of jelly, custard and sponge.

They continue in this way for quite some time, asking for water and finding only jelly, custard and sponge. Eventually, after it becomes evident that there is no water at the market, they decide to try their luck elsewhere.

"Fancy that," one explorer says, "a market that sells only bowls of custard, jelly and sponge."
"I know," says the other, "it's a trifle bazaar."

[Comrade K]

"it's a trifle bazaar."

Congratulations.
This is the worst so far.

[Dr. Dos]

I once came up with ten amazing puns to amuse my friend with. You know how many made them laugh? No pun in ten did.

[optiMITCHprime]

a man walked into a bar. ouch.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

What's the worst joke in the world?


This one!

[RocketGirl]

Did you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcision?

He only took tips.

[Dr. Dos]

What's the worst joke in the world?


This one!

Here's a joke: You.

[Trance]

Heard it.