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Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:38 am

::is slowly returning to reality:: Why am I holding a rock? ::notices big blast mark with all sorts of nasty stuff having been fired:: Oh...fire was here...must see where it went...

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:50 pm

Dying...

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:41 pm

*steals the Thingy away from whoever the flooba has it* *puts gum in their hair for good measure* *runs off and builds a big honkin' castle to hide the Thingy in* Go away you silly English ka-nig-its, or I shall taunt you a second time! *prepares to launch the catapult*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:50 pm

[flies over to Zaaphod's castle and launches oodles of missiles at it] [loses his attention span and starts shooting people from the towers] [flies back to Vice City to defend his mansion, since there is a prisoner inside]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:27 pm

*prepares to dodge flying catapults (What, you're not launching the catapult's ammo? You must be using them backwards, Zaaphod.)* And I'm not English, I'm Texan. *grin* *In a cheesy Western-style saloon entrance, I storm into the castle with a watergun that only vaguely resembles a six-shooter pistol and a lasso* Yeeehaw! Now's TIME for a roundup! *I hog-tie Zaaphod and take the Thingy, striking a pose like some trophy-totin' cowboy with one foot over the lassoed critter before riding off into the sunset* Yeowch! Hot hot hot hot hot hot! *mental note: The sun burns.*

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:26 pm

hmmm, i'm small now. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> i bet that means i can sneek into people's rooms and steal their socks without them noticing ps. thanks tavis for recusing me!

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:27 pm

*sees sock moving across floor on what looks like its own free will* Well, thats a new one! *grabs sock, unknowingly with penguinita still holding on* *stuffs in sock drawer, and closes tightly*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:51 pm

what am i doing in foxchild's house?

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:53 pm

or NOT, tavis! you think my mech would blow up from the pseudo weapons i was using?! very well... *targetlocks Tavis* *aims flashbangs, lasers, missiles, NES super scope, music to suffer by, taser tech water cannons, ice beam, and shrink ray (in short, all my "real" weapons) at tavis* *fires them in that order* *stomps on tavis several times* *puts tavis in cage* *flies to garage* *looks on E-bay for the price of a mini-penguin* *drools* *takes tavis and puts him in a washing machine* *inserts way too much soap and water* *cranks it to "typhoon"* *laughs* *job changes* *flies off and wonders what to do next...*

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 11:15 pm

::innocently walks by washing machine, which is now going nuts:: Hmm... ::peeks into washing machine:: Hey, someone's washing a load of clothes and there's still room, may as well do some of my laundry. ::stuffs dirty shirts, jeans, and underwear into washing machine, not noticing the caged mini-Tavis:: Glad to get that stuff washed. It was getting pretty funky...

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 12:40 am

Dr Doog! what are you doing here?!?! *notices washing machine going nuts* HEY! WHO'S MESSING WITH MY WASHING MACHINE! *stops machine, opens, sees clothes* eeeww, these smell... funky. *cage falls to floor, breaks. see's mini tavis* What the? *hears large footstep like sounds,looks out window* GAH! Giant mech! wait, thats iveystorms! *hears a crash upstairs* Now what! *looks in room, to see clothing drawers all over floor, including the sock drawer* *sees sock moving across floor* What! *lifts sock, sees the mini penguin* What the!?! You too! *looks around for any other DC people randomly appearing around the house*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:16 am

hold on a sec foxboy! *gets out cell phone* *dials random numbers* PARTY AT FOXCHILD'S HIZZOUSE!!! *partyers come in and... you know what happens next!*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 2:23 am

*goes to FoxChild's hizzouse* *eats some fizzood* *plays some GizzameCube* *walks to the gizzarage mentioned by iyestizzorm* *opens up washing mizzachine* *removes Tizzavis* *takes thizzingy* *places Tizzavis in the dryer* *finds the freakin' Super Scizzope and some AA's* *heads for the Cave of Realism* WORD.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 2:32 am

*sets Tizzavis on hizzot* *waits ten mizzinutes* *tizzakes Tizzavis out of the drizzyer* *tizzakes the tizzingy* furshizzle my nizzle, 'yall!

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 6:27 am

*stomps BACK from the dorm TO the garage to take thingy from DJ Dr. Doog, or...something* *blasts him into the upper reaches of the atmosphere with the Super Scope* *returns to dorm* *sets Super Scope on "Turbo"* *...waits.*

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