The Thingy

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:50 am

::gets a '67 Shelby Mustang GT 500 out of nowhere and chases down Felix::

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:51 am

*Llewellyn approaches the Felix's GTO with a mysterious box* Excuse me, sir, would you mind pulling over for a moment? I was instructed to give this to you. *After a puzzled look from Felix, he stops the car and lowers the window. Llewellyn hands it over while Felix examines it. Opening the box, Felix finds a small bouquet of pansies with a note that says "Some flowers for your grave, wolf-guy."* *Llewellyn looks over it puzzled as well, since those were the only two items there.* I did not take him as the kind to give flower--- errr ehhh aaahhh.... -CHOOO!! *Felix, in his flame-riddled panic, floors the GTO-fireball and plummets from a bridge doing a "Toonces"-style crash ending with a mushroom cloud explosion.* Oh dear. Maybe I should look into some antihistamine. *Llewellyn rubs his nose and walks off to ponder on it while I inspect the wreckage and yoink the Thingy, diving into the sea with it.* heh heh

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:57 am

[respawns and puts in a few weapons and armour cheats] [steals a Lamborghini Diablo and runs Tavis down] [hits Tavis while moving at ~200mph, splattering him all over the car] Eww [comes to a stop within 6 feet, recaptures the thingy, and delivers it to the Haitians for safe keeping in exchange for a few dozen miniguns with unlimited ammo] [steals an Apache helicopter and randomly kills people]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 3:01 am

*Thinks Felix must have hit my body double Travis, whom people seem to be seeing quite often lately as I am still underwater and nowhere near where a Diablo could go.* *moment of silence for the fallen Travis and the travis-ty of running him down so early in his life.* *swims away from shore with the Thingy, since Felix really isn't taking my Thingy taking well.*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 3:06 am

[sees the real Tavis in the water, and realizes he's been fooled] Hey, at 200mph it looked like you! [starts firing the auto-targeting helicopter minigun into the water at Tavis] [realizes the errors of his ways and decides to abandon such violent means of getting the Thingy] [pulls Tavis from the water and gently places him on the shore, next to a fast car he can steal] [flies off to kill people he doesn't know]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 3:09 am

Ah, well, at least he didn't feed me to the wolves this time.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:22 am

*yoinks the Thingy away from Tavis* *takes a T-shirt too, 'cos I got his name right* Feed you to the wolves? Isn't that what they call a dog's breakfast? *runs away with the Thingy before getting slapped (yet again)*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:41 am

*Goes on top of a building in the city, and happens to find a random tank placed there for no appearent reason* *hops into the tank* *hears these magic words yelled by many people with great exitement* KILL FRENZY! *sees displayed in the tank "Blow up 10 cars in 30 seconds"* *drives around, shooting whatever moves* *passes frenzy, and gets many points* *see's the carrier of the thingy, Zaaphod* *carefully stops the tank right infront of Zaaphod* *lowers turret to point directly at the victim* The thingy or your life! *is handed the thingy* *fires tank* Oops, um, did i say 'or'? I meant 'and'. Thats a rather important conjunction... oh well. *Zaaphod respawns*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:00 am

[starts firing missiles at FoxChild] [remembers that the tank is basically everything-proof] [starts shooting the cops who are following FoxChild] Merry Christmas!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:34 am

::glares at Felix:: You're just doing this to taunt me, you know. You're just making fun of me because I'm the only one who never spelled Trasiv' name right. :

: All my life I've been a great speller; I even won my school's spelling bee and went to the state championship, and I was in the finals there, when it happned...the word was 'Travis.' I don't know why a name was in a spelling bee, but it was, and it COST ME THE FINAL!!!!!!!! ::goes medievil on Felix's a**:: I WILL NOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! THE BLOOD RAINS SHALL COME AND...sorry for freaking out on you like that, man, I just had too much coffee.

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:15 am

'ummm, 'scuz me? can i get that out of your way?' -penguinita to whoever has the thingy. 'yeah, whatever'- whoever has the thingy 'thanks' -penguinita *lallalalaaaalaaaa, i have the thingy.....*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:07 pm

*Throws apricorns at wolves.* *Puts corks up confused wolves bums.* *Sends them off to Pakistan.* *Dances.*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:40 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias_the_great @ Dec 9 2003, 06:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> ::glares at Felix:: You're just doing this to taunt me, you know. You're just making fun of me because I'm the only one who never spelled Trasiv' name right. :

: All my life I've been a great speller; I even won my school's spelling bee and went to the state championship, and I was in the finals there, when it happned...the word was 'Travis.' I don't know why a name was in a spelling bee, but it was, and it COST ME THE FINAL!!!!!!!! ::goes medievil on Felix's a**:: I WILL NOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! THE BLOOD RAINS SHALL COME AND...sorry for freaking out on you like that, man, I just had too much coffee. </td></tr></table>  *still in tank* OTG... um, your still getting it wrong.. its Tavis. T - A - V - I - S, no "R" Pronounced with a long "A", if i'm not mistaken, like David, or Davison, or something like that. *with the tank, rolls up to BSP* That wasn't very nice... *rolls up to penguinita* Um, excuse me, did you take my thingy? TREMBLE WITH TERROR, YOU ARE FINISHED! You are on the way to destruction, make your time! (since an all your base refrence is here!) *recieves thingy* *crushes a few more people, possibly along with penguinita* *military arives with other tanks* ... uh-oh...

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:55 pm

[puts in wanted level cheat on FoxChild's behalf] [the tanks turn around and leave] I wish Vice City had multiplayer, this sort of thing would be fun!

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:06 pm

*highest rank of police comes(i only know of swat from the comp. demo of GTA2)* *takes thingy whilist bribing Bill Gates to do more stuff to the other guys*

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