The Thingy

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:35 pm

odd, you don't seem to notice the POOPIE! it is now on the thingy and i have it now!

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:38 pm

takes the thingy and one of tavis's extra shirts, puts the extra tshirt on the thingy to disguize it. lalalalalalaaaa! i have it now. plus a spiffy tshirt

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:03 am

Stinky poo! Ow, I guess I was covered in a glass dome with all the lava, no one else was hurt, OW!! Umm, guys? Help?

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:06 am

[rescues BSP and offers him shelter in his cave with his wolf pack until the lava clears]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:18 am

Whoa.. I just noticed this hit page 50. Cool. *looks around seeing people in t-shirts* Ha.. Waitaminute.. I don't recall that spelling my name right. *approaches fraudulent T-shirt wearer, and discovers it's The Thingy!* Alright, Thingy, I'm turning you in. *reads the Thingy its rights as a Thingy, cuffs it and stuffs it in a patrol car and hauls it away to a detention center.* Okay.. umm.. I haven't taken away visitor's privileges, but you have to fill out these forms first. *sets paperwork the size of Rhode Island on the desk with the aid of a couple forklifts* *beep* *beep* *beep* *WUMPH* EDIT: *desk collapses under massive weight of papers* D'oh!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:02 am

Yum! Wolf packs! Delicious! *Munch munch* Hey, was I supposed to eat that bit? Eww...

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:24 pm

*burning sheep is now running for his life away from the following wolf pack* *lites fire to the stack of forms to visit thingy* Tavis: "Uhhh..." FoxChild: "FIRE FIRE FIRE!! hheeeheehooohaaahehahhohahaaaaa!" *tavis takes a step back* *FoxChild walks up to visit thingy* *grabs thingy, and manages to squeeze thingy through the bars and into a large pocket in coat* *walks out, setting fire to the desk peices on the way out* *Llewellyn comes in* Llewellyn: "I heard you were in need of a part time desk... FoxChild: "Uhhh... talk to Tavis, he can help you..."

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:52 pm

I knew I should've fireproofed these forms!! *runs and gets fire extinguisher* *aims extinguisher at fire* *pfft* Stupid budget cuts. Greetings, Chief Diagonal Pumpkin Non-Hippopotamus Dragony Thingy-Dingy-Flingy Llewellyn the Nineteenth. I'm sorry, but due to a really bad fire and the fact that the job application forms are destroyed anyway, this place is not open for applications for furniture.. hmm.. Step this way, sir. *Casually escorts Llewellyn out of the building as it burns to the ground and the fire smothers itself.* You look like a very reasonable dragon.. Would you mind helping me out a bit here? Is this going to take long? I still have a few more errands to run. *Llewellyn examines a To-Do list* Buy some whipped cream, retrieve my flamingo from the United States- Oh nonono, it won't take much time at all... *hands Llewellyn a (miraculously unburned) business card with some handwritten instructions* And about that flamingo stuff.. I'll gladly look into the matter. I would appreciate that. *Llewellyn starts reading the card and then sneezes, burning both list and card and leaving me with my head buried in my hand* Oh dear. I am going to have to get a new list. I hope I do not forget anything.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:16 pm

hola! yoink!

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:20 pm

Well, now THAT wasn't very creative! *yoinks thingy back* Come up withy something better first! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:50 pm

okay, 여보세요yoink heh, korean.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:41 am

... ok, you got me. Thats creative enough. *relenquishes thingy* I wonder what tavis is up to with his helping dragon...

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:59 am

[intercepts the thingie and runs it in for a touchdown...in the wrong endzone] Crud <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> [steals a car and starts running over people]

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:33 am

::stands in road in front of Felix. Felix conveniently stops and has the car door unlocked. (presses triangle button). I walk around to the side, pull Felix out of the car and drive off with the thingy and an met with little to no resistance:: Isn't it amazing how much real life resembles GTA? (anyone see that skectch on Chapelle's show?)

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:35 am

[switches to minigun and blows the crap out of the car] [walks into the glowing halo surrounding the thingy to pick it up] [types in a cheat code to spawn a fastback GTO and drives off to his obscenely huge mansion on Starfish Island]

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