What Would You Do If...

[DesertFoxCat]

my response would be something like, "...and then seven, ate, six."<br><br>WWYDI you woke up speaking Finnish?

[Rooster]

Move to Finland <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><br>WWYDI we ran out of original "WWYDI" questions?

[Richard K Niner]

Blame someone.<br><br>WWYDI I blamed you?

[Bocaj Claw]

Release the director's cut version. Rake in the cash.<br><br>WWYDI they changed Lord of the Rings so that all the orcs were ewoks?

[norsenerd]

I woudl thorw fecease at the Tee Vee?<br><br>What woudl you do if I set your lawn on fire?

[DesertFoxCat]

I'd call the police and claim that the KKK was looting my house<br><br>WWYDI the KKK <i>was</i> looting your house?

[norsenerd]

I woudl hide?<br><br>What woudl you do if they foudn me?

[DesertFoxCat]

I would tear open the ceiling, shine down a flash light, and yell:<br><br>"Back thee sinners!" to them.<br><br>WWYDI you woke up to find yourself falling down a bottomless pit?

[Bocaj Claw]

Eventually die of thirst. Aren't you sad you asked now?<br><br>WWYDI Tom Nook broke your legbenders with an oar?

[DesertFoxCat]

I'd wake up saying, "It's only a webcomic, it's only..." then I'd mistake my foot for Tom Nook, and ewwww...<br><br>WWYDI half of your teeth were turned into chocolate?

[norsenerd]

One of my meny nightmares woudl coem true?<br><br>What woudl you do if you worked aroudn radiation your entire life?

[Tavis]

Either obtain awesome super powers, or end up sterile. <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>WWYDI there was a 50% chance that that much radiation does give you super powers?

[Tom Flapwell]

Lay off. With great power comes even greater irresponsibility, according to Bartman.<br><br>WWYDI you met Bartman?

[DesertFoxCat]

I'd start looking around for Rod Sterling.<br><br>WWYDI you started hearing a combination of the Jaws music and the Twilight Zone playing?

[TyVulpine]

Swim for the nearest shore, and hope nothing bad happens to me when I get there<br><br><br><br>WWYDI you were transported back in time to the day you were born- and murdered yourself?