What Would You Do If...

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:54 pm

I'd swallow a grenade. WWYDI the Grebulons were aiming a laser at Earth?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:33 pm

Boost power to the rear deflector dish! ... There isn't one? ... Crap. *earth shattering Kaboom* WWYDI Marvin the Martain showed up at your house asking for the Uranium 235 Explosive Space Modulator!

erikbarrett · Postby **erikbarrett** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:04 pm

Give him my honey roasted peanuts and hope that's close enough. WWYDI all the water in the world turned into lemonade?

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:14 pm

Start drinking! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> WWYDI all that lemonade gave you a headache? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' />

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:18 pm

Conduct a scientific study of the headache-inducing properties of lemonade. WWYDI you sneezed all you hair off at once?

TyVulpine · Postby **TyVulpine** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:38 pm

Go for the "Shaved Ozy" at Halloween look. WWYDI you had to fly a plane, after the crew suffered food poisoning? (not that this could ever really happen, as the pilot and co-pilot will ALWAYS choose different meals as a precaution against such a scenario)

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:00 pm

Enjoy the company of Otto the inflatable autopilot. Best partner ever. WWYDI you woke up in bed next to Lindsay Lohan, with no memory of meeting her?

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:22 pm

I'd wonder what she was doing here. As for me I'm innocent, just look at my eyes. What would you do if you had the ability to travel to any time in the past or future?

TyVulpine · Postby **TyVulpine** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:10 pm

I'd go back and stop you from asking that question. WWYDI Garfield came to your house for lunch?

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:57 am

I'd put him in a room with my Alsatian that hates cats. WWYDI you had the gravity gun from Half Life 2?

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:47 am

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /> I would have fun with it first. then I would make Billons by selling it to sicence WWYDI: someone stole your shampoo?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:56 am

I would laugh. Its an established practice of mine to booby trap my shampoo (long story, don't ask) WWYDI all the humor in the world disappeared?

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:26 pm

I'd be a humour vigilante, spreading my mirthful justice to frowns around the world. What would you do if you were given a choice to start an eternity of either all truth or all serenity?

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:17 pm

Pick truth as to have serenity is to be ignorant. Ignorance is bliss, and blissfull people don't question authority.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:13 pm

I would write a book full of WWYDIs. WWYDI I smacked you with a mackeral?

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