The Thingy

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:18 pm

::uses animal-mind-controlling powers to cause wolves to attack Felix and grabs Thingy while Felix is fighting off his canine assailants::

Pyro · Postby **Pyro** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:02 pm

The Thingy Shall Be Mine! *tickles Ozymandais_the_great, who drops thingy* Heehee *picks up dropped thingy* *runs away screaming maddy "THE THINGY IS MINE!!!!* ::jumps for joy....off a cliff::

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:17 am

::waits at the bottom of the cliff for Pyro and places a trampoline where Pyro is about to hit. uses the hyper-spring-loaded umbrella-jousting-lance-of-death to slam Pyro into the cliffside while he's in midair. grabs thingy from temporarily incapacitated Pyro and hides in his secret lair in Utah:: STAY AWAY! I'LL SEND THE MORMONS AFTER YOU!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:27 am

*digested by wolves... is now the wolves.* *I attack Felix from all directions until one of me notices he doesn't have the Thingy.* Grrrrr *I see Ozymandias The Great with the Thingy and then Pyro. My pack gives chase... off the cliff* Yipe! *Wolves lose their lunches in fear as we fall and they disgorge themselves of me before hitting the base of the cliff.* Ewww.. *looks like a really badly gnawed up mess... goes to look for superglue or duct tape or something*

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:38 am

[on a side note, Travis, I always found hot glue helpful in these situations]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:54 am

Umm.. thanks, Ozymandias The Great. *kicks the "R" out and reassembles myself*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:55 am

has dnwq came here yet?

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:12 am

peguinita calls: "thingy, oh thingy! alliallioxenfree!" *thingy comes bounding over* *penguinita catches thingy*  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias_the_great @ Dec 6 2003, 10:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> to slam Pyro into the cliffside while he's in midair</td></tr></table>  (just a sidenote, pyro is a girl. )

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:31 am

[cures the mind control and scolds the wolves for attacking a pack mate like they did] [tackles Penguinita and steals Thingie] [throws the Thingie at the pieces of Tavis on the ground, takes his fellow wolves and temporarily retires from the game]

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 4:30 am

game creator has yet to show himself for a little bit, soo... i dunno! *looks at the really goey tavis* eewww... yuck. *collects all of the material that is tavis in a biohazard bag and heads to a hospital* *hospital heals tavis* *in return for paying the (grossly high) hospital bill, takes thingy* See you one your outta re-hab, tavis! *takes thingy to see a live performance at a local theatre* well, the tickets were free! why not!

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 5:59 am

It appears Tavis has gone to pieces, hmm? SLAP!!! Thanks, I needed that. *sneaks into the theatre and swipes the Thingy* *runs off to hide it in the lair of the Great Pumpkin*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 7:06 am

*returns from a long and painful rehab* Aha! Uhh.. where's the Thingy? *searches cliffs, shoos away threatening wolves* eep! *hides from wolves when my little pointy stick didn't scare them off*

Pyro · Postby **Pyro** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:52 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (penguinita @ Dec 6 2003, 11:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias_the_great @ Dec 6 2003, 10:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> to slam Pyro into the cliffside while he's in midair</td></tr></table>  (just a sidenote, pyro is a girl. )</td></tr></table>  at least the last time I checked I was female.... *Goes to lair of the Great Pumpkin, stands outside of enterence* *calls out "thingy, I've got a little something for yoooouuu!"* *thingy slowly creeps out and look around for signs of danger, sees none* *thingy comes toward me, I....Drop huge MEHTUL box around thingy!!* *screams "It's Mine!" runs off with huge box on back "this thingy is heavy!"

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:06 pm

of course the thingy's heavy! when i reasembled it 2 weeks ago i made it heavier!

Pyro · Postby **Pyro** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:10 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Dr. Doog @ Dec 7 2003, 07:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> of course the thingy's heavy! when i reasembled it 2 weeks ago i made it heavier!  </td></tr></table>  Why why why? wouldn't a lighted thingy be better? *makes thingy lighter*

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