What Would You Do If...

[Richard K Niner]

Learn to barter.<br><br>WWYDI you had pizza after midnight and then fell asleep?

[TyVulpine]

I'd have nightmares. (I always have nightmares after eating pizza and then falling asleep....)<br><br><br>WWYDI the Borg invaded?

[Miles E Traysandor]

Hopefully be on some other planet that the Borg thinks is uninhabited. Either that or pray to god.<br><br>WWYDI this was only a test of the Emergency Broadcast System, followed by the image of a nuke going off, then the TV turns to nothing but snow?

[Tom Flapwell]

Call sour grapes: "Oh well, TV sux anyway."<br><br>WWYDI Pig Latin became the official language?

[Richard K Niner]

omplaincay atthay ommunicationcay ustjay ecamebay oremay ifficultday, esslay efficientay, anday esslay effectiveay, efeatingday ethay urposeday ofay alkingtay atay allay.<br><br>WWYDI your home was nuked?

[Henohenomoheji]

Go on a huge quest for revenge, learning cool new abilities and gaining items along the way. Then wait for the sequel.<br><br>WWYDI all your toys came to life?

[Tai]

Wonder if they had a reason to be mad at me; my "toys" include a child bow-and-arrow set that shoots arrows three stories high, three gundam models that sport pointy swords, and a tool set for kids that includes a saw, chisel, and other pointy objects. Of course, they might also follow my every command...<br><br>What would you do if, looking though a door peephole after you heard loud knocking, you saw two guys with shades and dark suits?

[Richard K Niner]

Let them in. They're colleagues of mine, and it would be rude not to.<br><br>WWYDI you were forced to become a volunteer in some sort of Pentagon Pet Project&#153;?

[Rooster]

Feel useful<br><br>WWYDI you had a time machine?

[Miles E Traysandor]

Utilize it to rearrange a few events so that anyone here who wanted one could have a girlfriend XD<br><br>WWYDI I was secretly the Thiingy?

[Tai]

I would make an attempt to somehow steal you from whomever had you currently, and to escape with you even though you technically serve no purpose as the thingie =o<br><br>What would you do if YOU were the Thingie, being stolen and used constantly?

[Henohenomoheji]

See previous answer.<br><br>WWYDI your ninja-burger was late?

[Tom Flapwell]

Order a samurai sub instead.<br><br>WWYDI your mom insisted on going with you everywhere?

[Bocaj Claw]

I can't answer right now, shes found me again! <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>What would you do if you had a stalker?

[Henohenomoheji]

jo-a jo-a ni-ga wa-seo jo-a neo-mu-na-do gi-da-ryeot-teon ni-ga wa-seo jo-a<br><br>wat-sseo wat-sseo geu-nyeo nae-ge wat-sseo neo-mu-na-do gi-da-ryeot-teon geu-nyeo nae-ge wat-sseo<br><br><br>WWYDI someone obviously copied and pasted lyrics in order to sing?<br><br>(Bonus if you know where the lyrics are from.)