How to improve pro sports

[Jerry Roosevelt]

Really stupid suggestions to improve pro sports. This is based on a conversation I had with a couple friends. Here are some examples to get you started. K and H are the aforementioned friends.<br><br> K: Now, you know those baseball mascots that come out and shoot T-shirts out of a cannon?<br> K: Bring them back, but they can shoot the batter whenever they want.<br>===<br> H: When someone heads for home...a linebacker comes for him and tries to keep him from getting there.<br>===<br> Me: Giving up a pitcher grand slam is an automatic loss.<br>===<br> Me: If the ball goes into the stands, it's still a live ball<br> Me: No matter what<br>===<br> Me: Plus every other inning, 10 random fans can roam the field.<br> K: hit a random fan, win a $50,000 contract bouns.<br> K: Hit two, get a year extension.<br> Me: If they want, the fans can score runs for the home team.<br><br>Remember, the stupider the better, and don't shy away from the dark or steroidical! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Dr. Doog]

oh I read some ideas on somebody from DC's livejournal, one was that nascar should have ramps and flaming hoops or something.

[Jerry Roosevelt]

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Aug 20 2005, 02:57 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Aug 20 2005, 02:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> oh I read some ideas on somebody from DC's livejournal, one was that nascar should have ramps and flaming hoops or something. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yeah, that was part of the discussion my friends and I had.

[Miles E Traysandor]

Two Words:<br><br><span style='color:green'><span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>Isolde Llewellyn.</span></span><br><br>Her as the Commissioner of any sport would have things sorted out faster than you can say "Dragon Conspiracy".

[Rooster]

Football? How about "Soccertainment"?!<br><br>No score draws? How about extra time multi-ball?!

[TyVulpine]

Put live, wild lions and tigers on the soccer field.<br><br>Pools of hot lava on the soccer field.<br><br>Hitting the golf ball directly at another golfer and hitting said golfer counts as an automatic hole-in-one.<br><br>Put spiked pits on the basketball court, directly under the baskets.

[Richard K Niner]

Hyperinflate the basketballs, and shrink the hoops to about half their size. If anybody scores a basket, they win a panda.<br><br>Sin bins (penalty boxes) in every sport. 'Nuff said.<br><br>Ice the football field, and ban the use of cleats. Upon scoring a touchdown, require the team to perform a figure skating routine; they earn whatever score their dance gets.<br><br>Full contact curling. 2 minute minor for using one's broom as a weapon (see "Sin bins...").<br><br>Place a goaltender in the bowling lane. Automatic strike if you knock him down.

[TyVulpine]

<!--QuoteBegin-Richard K Niner+Aug 20 2005, 07:16 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Richard K Niner @ Aug 20 2005, 07:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br><br>Sin bins (penalty boxes) in every sport. 'Nuff said.<br><br> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Hmmm....love to see that in NASCAR....

[Henohenomoheji]

Just bring back the good old Roman Coluseum fights.

[Tom Flapwell]

How about Isolde as an announcer or sportscaster? Or Millie, if she has the time outside of school? Luna, eat your heart out.