What Would You Do If...

[Bocaj Claw]

Check whats on TV first. Can't have being a hero interfere with my TV watching schedule <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> . Oh. Nothing good on?<br><br>What would you do if you were haunted by the ghost of a man who doesn't believe in ghosts?

[Tom Flapwell]

Show him <i>The Sixth Sense</i>. But I wouldn't be with him, because I don't think I'd stand to see that movie again.<br><br>WWYDI your attic got replaced with Llewellyn's?

[TyVulpine]

Melt the gold Ozy statues down and sell the gold.<br><br>WWYDI you couldn't come up with a WWYDI?

[Richard K Niner]

Blame someone for it.<br><br>What would you do if somebody blamed you?

[Bocaj Claw]

Move it to the "Don't Blame Me" thread.<br><br>What would you do if Define Cynical went offline.

[Gizensha]

Attempt to fill the gaping hole it would leave with other forums, despite it taking less time and so it wouldn't really work.<br><br>WWYDI your body was covered in dog food, and someone let half a dozen hungry dalmations into the vacinity?

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--emo&:flee:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/flee.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flee.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>What would you do if some rich real estate tycoon wanted to tear down your <insert loved building here> to build a strip mall?

[Tom Flapwell]

Without tearing anything down, I'd turn his home into a gay bar while he was out. ("This can't be happening. Somebody pinch me! WHOA--")<br><br>WWYDI your orientation changed every night?

[Bocaj Claw]

I'd be a very confused young man. And maybe do an interview on one of those exploitative talk shows for money.<br><br>What would you do if the aliens were among us and needed cheese?

[Richard K Niner]

Give it to them.<br><br>WWYDI you were out? <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Gizensha]

Same thing as I do now. I'm hardly in the closet about my bisexuality. I just don't see the point in mentioning it to people unless it either becomes relevent to them or if it crops up naturally in conversations. The latter could easially happen with the sort of conversation I wind up having with my mother, of course, though it hasn't yet.<br><br>...Or do you mean outside?<br><br>WWYDI you were stranded on an island with no food source and no possessions with you except for a callender?

[Bocaj Claw]

I would eat the dates. ... And then suffer health problems involved with eating paper.<br><br>What would you do if I told you I was suspending your logic privileges for a month?

[Tavis]

Live on dates and "sundays". Or did ha mean a supply of Marie Callender's frozen foods? I'd look for a microwave and a working outlet.<br><br>What would you do if you got into an accident involving a microwave and non-dairy creamer?

[Richard K Niner]

Exploit my new powers.<br><br>WWYDI you managed to run your favourite games on Linux? (And, Giz, I actually meant out... of cheese, but meh.)

[Tom Flapwell]

Finally count myself among the geeks.<br><br>WWYDI after four tequilas, you still didn't feel drunk?