What Would You Do If...

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:37 am

Hope the stakes aren't too high. What would you do if you had a Pegasus?

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:40 pm

Take it to a big field so it doesn't relieve itself from high over the city. WWYDI you woke up to find that not only had the pimple on your nose popped, but your nose was replaced with a smooth, flat surface?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:12 pm

No nose? Smooth surface? Am I in some cheap Japanese cartoon? What would you do if like the scarecrow you had no brain?

Gizensha · Postby **Gizensha** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:27 pm

Carry on as usual. Don't need much of a brain to engage in the random insanity of here. Though it might make gaming a bit tricky. What would you do if you were transported into a lethal version of Big Brother?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:40 pm

Curse my horrible rotten luck. Me no likey reality tv. And then curse my horrible rotten luck. My no likey dieing. What would you do if you were chosen to be an extra in a movie version of Animal Farm?

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:20 pm

I'd say, "What?! Do I look like a pig?!" WWYDI seven women asked you in unison if their outfits made them look fat? [FYI, the no-nose situation was inspired by Nikolai Gogol rather than anime.]

TyVulpine · Postby **TyVulpine** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:10 pm

I'd create a distraction, then run like hell. WWYDI you were given the powers of God, like in Bruce Almighty?

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:31 pm

Instantiate a god class. Because it'll annoy the heck out of my CS profs. What would you do if a fat guy in a red suit jumped on your head?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:49 pm

Same thing as I did last time. Beat him over the head with a shovel and then steal his sleigh. What would you do if you were a transformer?

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:52 pm

Transform into something better than a stupid truck. WWYDI your life turned out to be a dream?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:58 pm

My life is already a figment of my own imagination so I wouldn't be that surprised. What would you do if I told you you were plugged into a computer and your life was a sham, Mr. Anderson?

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:01 pm

At least show more expressions and emotion than a plank of wood with a face drawn on in pen. WWYDI your favourite band asked you to play (whatever instrument) with them?

TyVulpine · Postby **TyVulpine** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:53 pm

I'd love it, if the song was "Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore", and the band was REO Speedwagon. (I'd play guitar) WWYDI you had to defuse a nuclear bomb, and there were only 10 seconds left til detonation?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:01 pm

Snip the red wire. Its always the red wire. No. I'm lying. I'd panic. And cry. What would you do if a little girl broke into your house, ate your breakfast, and then slept in your bed?

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:16 pm

Say "I don't care if you are Charlotte Church, get the hell out of my house!" WWYDI you were told that only you were the only one left to save the world?

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