The Thingy

[Foxchild]

... i thiught the eating thing had its day...<br><br>and wouldn't eating cement induce vometting?<br>*hears vomitting off in the distance*<br>... oh... alright. <br>*gets thingy in a biohazard bag, and goes to find a sterylization facility*<br>*randomly walks through kansas, sees superglue ball*<br>huh?<br>*pokes it with a stick, stick gets yanked away by something inside*<br>AAHH! IT ATE MY STICK!

[penguinita]

*thinks: yummy stick....*

[Zylo]

::grabs superglue ball with customized-superglue-ball-grabber-6000 and throws it to see if it bounces::

[MidnightRealism]

*takes biohazard bag*<br>*flees*

[Softpaw]

[sees a blue M&M running while carrying a bag] Damn, what was in that drink? Oh well [grabs blue M&M and eats it, along with the bag it's carrying] Hmm, tastes funny.

[Tavis]

*notes that biohazard bag has thingy, the concrete junk, and some of Burning Sheep Productions' digestive acids*<br><br>*winces as FelixLockhart upchucks everything plus a lung and what looks like a blue M&M and grabs thingy-filled biohazard bag with a pair of tongs*<br><br>Whoa! Phew! *runs heavy decontamination using some seriously nasty (and unappetizing) bug-killer, antiseptics, bleach, baking, irradiation, and a tactical nuke*<br><br>*stands back and puts on my shades* <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>_<span style='color:red'>B<span style='color:orange'>O<span style='color:yellow'>O</span>M</span>!</span>_</span><br><br>*removes Thingy from crater* Wow.. it's glowing. <!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Arg. Thingy tastes kinda like chicken.<br>With a hint of chocolate as well.

[Zaaphod]

Great googly moogly, a glowing Thingy!<br><br>*grabs the Thingy and makes a lighthouse out of it*<br>*puts the Thingy-lighthouse in Nebraska*<br>*realizes that Nebraska is a silly place for a lighthouse, but is suddenly overcome with rampant apathy and can do nothing*

[Foxchild]

ooohh.. thats a pretty glow....<br>*stands for hours watching the glowing thingy lighthouse*

[Zylo]

::just doesn't care about the thingy anymore; just wants to bounce things::

[Tavis]

*gasps as the glowing thingy puts the lighthouse into meltdown... was able to see it from Texas until then*<br><br>Hmm.. that's not good for those Nebraska farmhouses.

[Henohenomoheji]

*blasts lighthouse with shrink ray so it doesnt hurt people*<br>*Blasts Zaaphod with superglue over and over.*<br>*targets tavis*<br>eheheheeee... i'm sure nobody wants to eat that now!

[penguinita]

plaintively: ummmm, iestorm, somebody? would you please get me out of my superglue ball?

[Tavis]

*places radioactive Thingy in a special lead housing with focusing lenses and sutters to construct the Thingy raygun!*<br><br>*zaps superglue balls to boil the superglue from its sticky victims with the Thingy's acquired nuclear powers of superglue melting.*<br><br>*Glares at Iyestorm, aiming the Thingy raygun back at Iyestorm's shrink ray.* So, Mr. Iyestorm... we meet again. But the advantage is mine. MUAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHA *choke* *sputter* HAHAHA

[MidnightRealism]

Y'know, really, I guess it was only a matter of time before someone ate me. That doesn't make me feel any less gross. Of course, this, like any other inconvenience, can be turned to my advantage.<br><br>*runs up and gives Tavis a hug*<br>*picks up dropped radioactive thingy, while Tavis runs off screaming about a shower*<br>*turns to face iyestorm*...