The Old Shoelace Gag

[Paul.Power]

The old mathematician joke.<br><br>Two people go into a seemingly empty house, and later on, three people leave. What's the answer?<br><br>And it's one of those traditional ones where people from a variety of professions provide their answers (eg Biologist: "They have reproduced")<br><br>Mathematician: If one more person now enters the house, it will be empty again.

[Henohenomoheji]

Ninja: the house is actually quite crowded. I wish this person would get off of my foot.<br><br>Teenage Mystery Solver: Hey, that's quite a mystery! C'mon gang, let's check it out!<br><br>Vetrinarian: Animals are people too.<br><br>Hulk: this question makes me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry!<br><br>Llewellyn: (honestly, I can't figure out what he would say.)

[Bocaj Claw]

Genius Girl Teenage Mystery Solver: Jinkies!

[Amaroq]

Llewelyn: I ate Ice Cream with Elvis in this house. He gave me one of his wigs.<br><br>Ozy: Wait, don't tell me that's-<br><br>Llewelyn: Yes, when you were young, that was the hairy monster under your bed.

[Tai]

Heno: I think that giant white thing was a <a href='http://www.munakata.or.jp/yamazakiya/daikon.jpg' target='_blank'>Daikon</a>. <br><br>

[Muninn]

<!--QuoteBegin-coolsteve64+Jun 12 2005, 03:40 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (coolsteve64 @ Jun 12 2005, 03:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Llewelyn: I ate Ice Cream with Elvis in this house. He gave me one of his wigs.<br><br>Ozy: Wait, don't tell me that's-<br><br>Llewelyn: Yes, when you were young, that was the hairy monster under your bed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I can see that working, another historic figure Llewellyn could be linked to.

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--QuoteBegin-taikamiya+Jun 12 2005, 03:30 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (taikamiya @ Jun 12 2005, 03:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Heno: I think that giant white thing was a <a href='http://www.munakata.or.jp/yamazakiya/daikon.jpg' target='_blank'>Daikon</a>. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Zaaphod]

<!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Jun 12 2005, 02:31 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Jun 12 2005, 02:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-taikamiya+Jun 12 2005, 03:30 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (taikamiya @ Jun 12 2005, 03:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Heno: I think that giant white thing was a <a href='http://www.munakata.or.jp/yamazakiya/daikon.jpg' target='_blank'>Daikon</a>. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I second that <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->. That's a huge daikon, whatever a daikon is.<br><br><br>(EDIT: Ahh, a daikon is a kind of radish.)