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Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:29 am

And are there points to spare.

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:26 am

Yeah, like the ones on the throwing knives I'm going to hand out!

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:35 am

*Takes Ruedii's knives and dulls down all the blades* I won't have anyone throwing sharpened projectiles in my vicinity. Or at my vicinity.

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:31 am

OK, we'll have to go with something more modern, do you prefer tear gas or pepper spray?

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:00 am

What's wrong with ye old fire?

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:12 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Burning Sheep Productions @ Feb 14 2005, 02:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What's wrong with ye old fire?  </td></tr></table>  Well, try the pepper spray *Sprays the pepper spray on a chip and hands it to Burning Sheep* It also comes in air-rifle amunition! *Loads up paintballs full of pepper spray and pelts GhostWay with them*

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:19 pm

*Pounces and leaps to eat the projectiles in mid air* *Licks snout in pleasure at the pepper*

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:20 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Jacob @ Feb 14 2005, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *Pounces and leaps to eat the projectiles in mid air* *Licks snout in pleasure at the pepper*  </td></tr></table>  You realize that was capsasin extract in those, not ground hot peppers. Here, have some water. *Hands Jacob a hose with an evil grin*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:38 am

NO! STOP, JACOB! ... let me spray you... um... just in case? *sprays Jacob with goo* TEE HEE HEE! *runs off*

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:36 am

That gives me an idea. *Loads paintball gun with instant adheasive ammunition* I love less lethal weapondry!! They're as much fun as flamethrowers!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:43 am

That's still lethal, you can rip your skin off and bleed to death alot easier...

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:33 am

That's why they're called less-lethal weapons not non-lethal weapons. In other words, they're not very likely to kill a person unless you misuse them. Care for me to demonstrate *Puts the high-velocity paintball rifle to Burning Sheep's temple, a surefire way to at least create a severe brain injury*

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:15 pm

*eats goo and polyoctane stuff* *returns to sleep*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:59 pm

Who cares if it's lethal or not? this is a chat board, you'll respawn over there! *slices everyone else on this page in half*

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:38 am

Hey, that stings! Owie.

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