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Postby Holyman83 » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:49 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Feb 8 2005, 07:41 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Feb 8 2005, 07:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Mantises are so human-like. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> O.O<br><br>Note to self never date a Mantises.
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Postby Arloest » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:45 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Feb 8 2005, 06:41 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Feb 8 2005, 06:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Mantises are so human-like. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yeah, that is so true.<br><br>Maybe that's why no guys will ever go out with me. =(
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Postby Ruedii-X » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:47 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Holyman83+Feb 8 2005, 09:49 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Holyman83 @ Feb 8 2005, 09:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Feb 8 2005, 07:41 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Feb 8 2005, 07:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Mantises are so human-like.  <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>O.O<br><br>Note to self never date a Mantises. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I hear that if they don't like the male, they lure them into the mating ritual, but skip the mating part.
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Postby Zaaphod » Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:22 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Dragon Wing+Feb 8 2005, 06:45 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Dragon Wing @ Feb 8 2005, 06:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Maybe that's why no guys will ever go out with me. =( <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Awwwwwww.....<br><br>I think they're just afraid of your hammer. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br>
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:57 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Dragon Wing+Feb 8 2005, 09:45 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Dragon Wing @ Feb 8 2005, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Feb 8 2005, 06:41 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Feb 8 2005, 06:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Mantises are so human-like.  <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Yeah, that is so true.<br><br>Maybe that's why no guys will ever go out with me. =( <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Heh, I'd go out with you any day of the week. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Hell, I'd be satisfied with dying after at least doing the mating thing once.
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Postby NHJ BV » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:49 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Traysandor Vulpine+Feb 11 2005, 02:57 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Traysandor Vulpine @ Feb 11 2005, 02:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hell, I'd be satisfied with dying after at least doing the mating thing once. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>And I though <b>I</b> was desperate <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Ruedii-X » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:26 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Traysandor Vulpine+Feb 10 2005, 11:57 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Traysandor Vulpine @ Feb 10 2005, 11:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>Hell, I'd be satisfied with dying after at least doing the mating thing once. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I'm more interested in the relationship than the mating part. The mating is just one key part of a relationship. A journey is never soley significant because of it's destination, but because of everything you learn along the way.<br><br>BTW, I must say I like you're new avatar.
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Postby Tavis » Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:09 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Traysandor Vulpine+Feb 10 2005, 10:57 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Traysandor Vulpine @ Feb 10 2005, 10:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Heh, I'd go out with you any day of the week.  <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Hell, I'd be satisfied with dying after at least doing the mating thing once. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Wait.. I visit a topic that asks "Who needs therapy?" and find this.<br><br>... Oh! That's the title of the comic! <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo--> Nevermind.<br><br>On a side note, I'm sure there are plenty of guys that would love to go out with DW... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> Be wary; she just might pull the hammer out of retirement.
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Postby GhostWay » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:32 pm

Did you say ..... <i><b>hammer</b></i>?<br><br><a href='http://www.abort-retry-ignore.net/img/saav_anim5.gif' target='_blank'>Hehehe....</a><br><br>Couldn't resist. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Zaaphod » Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:22 pm

Hahahahaa! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>That wasn't very nice! I liked it! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>
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Postby Muninn » Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:41 pm

Nice one.<br><br>I wonder who the next target will be?
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Postby Holyman83 » Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:37 am

HAHAHAHA poor Tavis
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Postby Arloest » Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:22 am

Actually I am going out with someone, and yes I have hit him with a mallet.<br>And that's an awesome flash!
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Postby GhostWay » Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:24 am

It's not a Flash. It's an animated .gif.<br><br>And it's also an example of why you should not make a hammer-weilding madman who has been exiled for 20 years angry.
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Postby Tavis » Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:38 am

Why does everyone want to use the hammer on me?<br><br>*checks back, finds "Hammer Me" sign.*<br><br><span style='color:#64008D'><b>D'oh!</b></span>
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