Who needs therapy?

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Postby Dr. Doog » Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:18 am

no, not February. nobody says that. This month is now known as Febuary. and now, on to the comic.<br><br><a href='http://ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050207.html' target='_blank'>Who needs therapy?</a><br><br>notice how the comic is up, but isn't on the frontpage yet! <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> OMIGASH!<br><br>definitely praying mantises. people don't eat those. we eat most of the waffles.
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Postby NHJ BV » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:04 am

People definately eat mantises <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>(and it's something Millie might do)
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Postby Richard K Niner » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:14 am

Hilarious as usual <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:35 pm

what about praying mantises that eat waffles?<br><br>waffles with praying mantises inside them?<br><br>waffling mantises?<br><br>eh, I comprimise too much...<br>
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Postby Steve the Pocket » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:59 pm

That reminds me, it's been quite a while since we/she saw Dr. Wahnsinnig.<br><br>I daresay our randomness has begun to rub off on Simpson. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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Postby Holyman83 » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:05 pm

Thats easy their is more air than praying man or waffles!
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:40 pm

Look, I'm a waffle!<br><br><br>Hehee, another high quality piece of awesomeness.
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Postby Kles » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:20 pm

Made me laugh out loud. Pretty good.

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Postby Henohenomoheji » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:00 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Octan+Feb 7 2005, 11:59 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Octan @ Feb 7 2005, 11:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> That reminds me, it's been quite a while since we/she saw Dr. Wahnsinnig. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Darnit! I wanted to be the one to point that out and I forgot!<br><br>It must have been sabotage!!!<br><br>YOU MADE ME FORGET!!! AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!<br><br><br><br>And now for something completely different.<br><br>Mantises are high in protien. Whether or not they're high in protein is still up for debate.<br><br>
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Postby Zaaphod » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:44 am

A therapist trying to give therapy to Millie would result in the therapist seeking therapy. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>
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Postby Caigan » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:58 am

Heheh, that used to be one of my 'quotes' in my forum signatures. Actually it sitll is on some boards, but I don't like cluttering up signature places like on here. It also is my IRC quit message...<br><br>"I'd go see a psychiatrist...but then who'd the psychiatrist go see?"
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Postby Ruedii-X » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:59 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Zaaphod+Feb 7 2005, 09:44 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Zaaphod @ Feb 7 2005, 09:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> A therapist trying to give therapy to Millie would result in the therapist seeking therapy. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Actually Therapists are suppose to be in regular Therapy. It's a very stressful position, and you can't remain objective if you're not completely stable.<br><br>As for Millie, I think she never really wanted to hang out with the cool kids, so much as make them look like fools.<br><br>Sure, there's a part of us all who wants to be popular, but who wants the expense of one's own individuality that is often involved. I think she wanted to justify that trade off, and convince herself that the trade off was worth it.<br><br>Of course, now I'm overanylizing, which is what DC Simpson was suggeting that Ozy was doing, so I'll shut up now before you pull out a dirty sock and help me.

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Postby Arloest » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:57 am

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Feb 7 2005, 03:18 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Feb 7 2005, 03:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> definitely praying mantises. people don't eat those. we eat most of the waffles.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>However, after the female praying mantis mates with the male praying mantis, the female mantis eats the male, and uses his head as her nest. Or something. So maybe the answer IS waffles.<br><br>Another awesome strip down in the books.
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Postby Rikirk » Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:28 am

Actually the female Mantis just devours the males head...I used to keep Mantis as pets. Very intelligent creatures...for insects.<br><br>But if shes hungry..she will devour the entire body.<br><br>The mantis does this to ensure a strong clutch of eggs,if you think about it..the male becomes his offspring.<br><br>Life is strange in the insect world
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:41 pm

Mantises are so human-like. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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