How many stupid songs do you know?
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- The J.A.M.
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[...unWARP!!!]<br><br>Good evening.<br><br>I know some, but most are in Spanish:<br><br>"Pollito Con Papas" (Chicken and Potatoes) - by Los Bukis, I think. The band sings about having dinner, and boy do they like potatoes.<br><br>"La Bilirrubina" (Bile) - by Juan Luis Guerra, I think. The guy's liver goes into malfunction every time his girlfriend doesn't look at him.<br><br>"Burbujas de Amor" (Love Bubbles) - same guy. Now he would like "to be a fish to blow love bubbles in a fishbowl"<br><br>I don't know the title of this one, but the chorus went, "Te d todo mi amor.love.com" (I gave you all my love.love.com)<br><br>And I hope you haven't heard the cumbia version of "A Hard Day's Night". Total murder on that song, lol.<br><br>Any more?<br><br>Until next time, remember:<br><br>I AM THE J.A.M.<br><br>Good evening.<br><br>[WARP!!!]
Weird Al's songs.<br><br><i>I eat filet mignon seven times a day<br>My bathtub's filled with Perrier<br>What can I say<br>This is the life<br><br>I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood<br>I hire somebody to chew my food<br>I'm an upwardly mobile dude<br>This is the life<br><br>They say that money corrupts you<br>But I can't really tell<br>I got the whole world at my feet<br>And I think it's pretty swell<br><br>I got women lined up outside my door<br>They've been waitin' there since the week before<br>Who could ask for more<br>This is the life<br><br>You're dead for a real long time<br>You just can't prevent it<br>So if money can't buy happiness<br>I guess I'll have to rent it<br><br>Yeah, every day I make the front page news<br>No time to pay my dues<br>I got a million pairs of shoes<br>This is the life<br><br>I got a solid gold Cadillac<br>I make a fortune while I sleep<br>You can tell I'm a living legend<br>Not some ordinary creep<br><br>No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese<br>Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees<br>And I can do just what I please<br>This is the life<br><br>That's right, I'm the king, number one<br>I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton<br>I pay the bills, I call the shots<br>I grease the palms, I buy the yachts<br><br>One thing I can guarantee<br>The best things in life, they sure ain't free<br>It's such a thrill just to be me<br>This is the life<br>Waah, this is the life<br></i><br><br>
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Omg there was this one called "A Christmas Story" and at the end of each verse you thought they'd say a swear word but they'd say something else (which didn't rhyme) and go hysterical becuase of what they did to you.<br>And eventually it's like: "And one day, Jerry f***ed up old- wait, this song wasn't f***ing supposed to have f*** in it was it? F***in' hell we f***ed it up didn't we? Oh f*** I better stop f***in' swearin' shouldn't I? Bloody hell f***!"<br>And then it ended the song by saying what you thought they would say even though by then you were trained to expect them not to say what you thought they would say so it was a double shocker.<br>Bloody funny song though.<br><br><br>EDIT: And how could I forget badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!
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<!--QuoteBegin-The J.A.M.+Nov 22 2003, 06:13 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (The J.A.M. @ Nov 22 2003, 06:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "Pollito Con Papas" (Chicken and Potatoes) - by Los Bukis, I think. The band sings about having dinner, and boy do they like potatoes.<br> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Actually, that doesn't quite translate into "chicken and potatoes."<br><br>Not sure about pollito, but the word for chicken is just pollo.<br>Plus, if pollito does = chicken, then the phrase would "Chicken <b>with</b> potatoes"<br>[DIGRESS]<br>The -ito on the end means it's something smaller, so it might chick.<br>"Chick with potatoes?" Maybe it should be plural. "Chicks with Potatoes."<br>That sounds better.<br>But if they wanted it to be and, y = and. So it would be "Chicks and Potatoes."<br>So the title should be "Pollitos y Papas" or "Pollos y Papas" or "Pollos Con Papas" or "Pollitos Con Papas"<br>[/DIGRESS]<br><br>.................curse my spanish classes.....
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There's this song by "They Might Be Giants" called "Doctor Worm"<br><br><i>My name is Doctor Worm...</i> <br><i>I'm not a re-al doctor but</i> <br><i>I am-- a real-- worm-- I am-- an ac--tual-- worm!</i> <br><i>I live-- like-- a worm!</i> <br><br>It goes on like that. It makes me laugh to think about that in the form of a music video. Some guy tranforming into a worm.<br><br>For some odd reason, I like this song.<br><br>
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I used to know Weird Al's Albaquer- oh boy I butchered that word :\<br>It was the song at the end of Running With Scissors. :\<br><br>I also memorized REM's End of the World, which isn't stupid, but impressive (around here at least).<br>
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<SteveThePocket> Geez. I want more of this stuff now. Now I know how a horny guy on an imageboard feels.
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This one I got from another forum, so I never heard it, but I sounds funny.<br><br>_____Always the first to die_____<br><br>Fives guys and a bag of dice, it's time for friday night's game<br><br>Got a Cleric and a Fighter/Theif but we ain't got a Mage<br><br>My Freinds all looked at me, and said the job was mine<br><br>I might suck at Level 1, but i'd rip at level 9<br><br><br><br>We're playing the keep, so entered the town, and skock up for the night<br><br>I learned the two standard spells, Magic Missile and Light<br><br>Then suddently from out of the cave, the Kobolds, they attacked<br><br>I screemed and S**t my pants, and took a dagger in the back<br><br>That's why I'm...<br><br>Alway's the first to die<br><br>Alway's the first to die<br><br>Yeah, I'm Alway's the first to die<br><br>Alway's the first to die<br><br><br><br>Some guys get Chain or Plate and a big-ass sword that does 1D8<br><br>I get a lantan, a ten foot pole and a cakky little Dagger that does 1D4, 1D4....I only do 1 D 4<br><br>That's why I'm...<br><br>Alway's the first to die<br><br>Alway's the first to die<br><br>Yeah, I'm Alway's the first to die<br><br>Alway's the first to die<br><br><br><br>Mage 2 was an Elf named sru, who found a poison trap<br><br>Mage 3 was an NPC, so I had to give him back<br><br>4 and 5 went really quick, and 6 was just the same<br><br>Screw you guys, i'm going home and F*** this game<br><br>Because i'm...<br><br>Alway's the first to die<br><br>Alway's the first to die<br><br>Yeah, I'm Alway's the first to die<br><br>Alway's the first to die<br><br>
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A CURSE ON YOU, JAM!!! you have made a karaoke thread more popular than MINE!<br><br>how'd you do it? HOW?! I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!<br><br>as for stupid songs, there's "Dare to be Stupid" by Weird Al<br><br>although i really like this one from futurama...<br><br>---<br><br>(spoken)<span style='color:gray'> Ah, crap, singin.<br>Mind if i smoke?</span><br><br>(sung)<br><br><span style='color:red'>Cigars are evil,<br>you wont miss 'em,<br>we'll find ways to stimulate that smell,<br>what a sorry fella<br>rolled up and smoked like a panatella<br>here on level one of robot hell!<br><br>Gamblings wrong and so is cheatin<br>and so is forging phony I.O.U.'s<br>let's let lady luck decide<br>what type of tortures justified<br>i'm pit boss here on level two!<br><br>ooh, deep fried robot!</span><br><br><span style='color:gray'> just tell me why</span><br><span style='color:red'>just read this fifty five page warrent</span><br><span style='color:gray'> there must be robots worse than I</span><br><span style='color:red'> we've checked around, there really arent</span><br><span style='color:gray'> then please let me explain,<br>my crimes were really boyish pranks</span><br><span style='color:red'> you stole from boyscouts, nuns, and banks!</span><br><span style='color:gray'> ah, dont blame me, blame my upbringing!</span><br><span style='color:red'> please stop sinning while i'm singing!<br><br>stealing bootleg tapes is wrong,<br>musicians need that income to survive!</span><br><br><span style='color:blue'> Hey, bender gonna make some noise,<br>get yer hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!<br>(DJ record scratching thingy)<br>That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on LEVEL FIVE!</span><br><br><span style='color:orange'> I don't feel well</span><br><span style='color:purple'> it's up to us to rescue him!</span><br><span style='color:orange'> maybe he likes it here in hell</span><br><span style='color:purple'> it's us who tempted him to sin </span><br><span style='color:orange'> maybe he's back at the motel</span><br><span style='color:purple'> c'mon fry, dont be scared,<br>im sure at least one of us will be spared,<br>so just sit back, enjoy the ride!</span><br><span style='color:orange'> My a** has blisters from the slide!</span><br><br><span style='color:red'> Fencing dimonds, fixing cockfights,<br>publishing indecent magazines,<br>you'll pay for every crime,<br>knee-deep in electric slime,<br>you'll suffer till the end of time,<br>enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,<br>trapped forever here in robot hell!!</span><br>---<br><br>hey, does anybody have the lyrics to that one that goes "he was meant to be a beauracrat"?
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
<!--QuoteBegin-iyestorm+Nov 23 2003, 05:59 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (iyestorm @ Nov 23 2003, 05:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> A CURSE ON YOU, JAM!!! you have made a karaoke thread more popular than MINE!<br><br>how'd you do it? HOW?! I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!<br><br>as for stupid songs, there's "Dare to be Stupid" by Weird Al<br><br>although i really like this one from futurama...<br><br>---<br><br>(spoken)<span style='color:gray'> Ah, crap, singin.<br>Mind if i smoke?</span><br><br>(sung)<br><br><span style='color:red'>Cigars are evil,<br>you wont miss 'em,<br>we'll find ways to stimulate that smell,<br>what a sorry fella<br>rolled up and smoked like a (misheard lyrics here)<br>here on level one of robot hell!<br><br>Gamblings wrong and so is cheatin<br>and so is forging phony I.O.U.'s<br>let's let lady luck decide<br>what type of tortures justified<br>i'm pit boss here on level two!<br><br>ooh, deep fried robot!</span><br><br><span style='color:gray'> just tell me why</span><br><span style='color:red'>just read this fifty five page warrent</span><br><span style='color:gray'> there must be robots worse than I</span><br><span style='color:red'> we've checked around, there really arent</span><br><span style='color:gray'> then please let me explain,<br>my crimes were really boyish pranks</span><br><span style='color:red'> you stole from boyscouts, nuns, and banks!</span><br><span style='color:gray'> ah, dont blame me, blame my upbringing!</span><br><span style='color:red'> please stop sinning while i'm singing!<br><br>stealing bootleg tapes is wrong,<br>musicians need that income to survive!</span><br><br><span style='color:blue'> Hey, bender gonna make some noise,<br>get yer hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!<br>(DJ record scratching thingy)<br>That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on LEVEL FIVE!</span><br><br><span style='color:orange'> I don't feel well</span><br><span style='color:purple'> it's up to us to rescue him!</span><br><span style='color:orange'> maybe he likes it here in hell</span><br><span style='color:purple'> it's us who tempted him to sin </span><br><span style='color:orange'> maybe he's back at the motel</span><br><span style='color:purple'> c'mon fry, dont be scared,<br>im sure at least one of us will be spared,<br>so just sit back, enjoy the ride!</span><br><span style='color:orange'> My a** has blisters from the slide!</span><br><br><span style='color:red'> Fencing dimonds, fixing cockfights,<br>publishing indecent magazines,<br>you'll pay for every crime,<br>knee-deep in electric slime,<br>you'll suffer till the end of time,<br>enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,<br>trapped forever here in robot hell!!</span><br>---<br><br>hey, does anybody have the lyrics to that one that goes "he was meant to be a beauracrat"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> it's not a karaoke thread, it's simple to do unlike posting note values in forum, and it's a specific theme.
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- Henohenomoheji
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alright, alright already! you dont HAVE to put the note values if you dont want to!<br><br>sheesh... some people... *mutter mutter*
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
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<!--QuoteBegin-Supersmoke+Nov 22 2003, 06:23 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Supersmoke @ Nov 22 2003, 06:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Actually, that doesn't quite translate into "chicken and potatoes."<br><br>Not sure about pollito, but the word for chicken is just pollo.<br>Plus, if pollito does = chicken, then the phrase would "Chicken <b>with</b> potatoes"<br>[DIGRESS]<br>The -ito on the end means it's something smaller, so it might chick.<br>"Chick with potatoes?" Maybe it should be plural. "Chicks with Potatoes."<br>That sounds better.<br>But if they wanted it to be and, y = and. So it would be "Chicks and Potatoes."<br>So the title should be "Pollitos y Papas" or "Pollos y Papas" or "Pollos Con Papas" or "Pollitos Con Papas"<br>[/DIGRESS]<br><br>.................curse my spanish classes..... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> [...unWARP!!!]<br><br>Good evening.<br><br>You're right. But culinarily speaking, the phrase should be "little/nice/delicious chicken with potatoes". I really shouldn't post at midnight, lol...<br><br>[singing]<br><br>Pollito con papas...<br>Pollito con papas...<br>Pollito con papas...<br>Pollito con papas........<br>Muchas papas, muchas papas...<br><br>Until next time, remember:<br><br>I AM THE J.A.M.<br><br>Good evening.<br><br>[WARP!!!]
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