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Postby NHJ BV » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:17 am

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050201.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om2005 ... <br><br>10 she's going to punch Felicia somewhere this week <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Rikirk » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:00 am

Yup...my thoughts exactly.<br><br>Felicia better mind her next few words or Millie will possibly do something rash.<br><br><br>"Id pay good money to see that..." <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Richard K Niner » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:28 am

I really like Millie's expression in the fourth panel.
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Postby simon » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:13 pm

Seconded!

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Postby Henohenomoheji » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:29 pm

Of course, anyone with any common sense would just flat out refuse. However, this is Millie we're talking about, and even if she did refuse, there'd be no storyline...<br><br>is whatever I just said making any sense to you guys? Cause it's not to me.<br><br>Watch out, Millie might just break out the wedgies and bubble gum. And I'm just fine with that.<br><br>
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Postby Holyman83 » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:01 pm

Awww poor Felicia loosing sleep.<br>*hands Millie some hair clippers*<br>Go cheer her up Millie <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br>
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Postby Steve the Pocket » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:10 pm

I love how Felicia's too dumb to take Millie's last comment any way but literally. "Apparently there are parts of the country that still have not developed sarcasm." -- DCS<br><br>Yet she's smart enough to use phrases like "immediate vicinity." I don't quite get that.

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Postby GhostWay » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:13 pm

Am I the only one who is reminded of <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2000/om20000512.html' target='_blank'>this</a>?
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Postby Nyss » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:45 pm

Heeh. I can see millie trying the girls up with their jumprope and doodling on them with a marker
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Postby Muninn » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:31 pm

This has good potential for Millie to do something unspeakably horrific to Felicia and friends.<br><br>If it happens I'd like to see some bubble gum in wool or fur. <i>You may say I'm a dreamer...</i>

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Postby Henohenomoheji » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:11 pm

You can just see Millie's shoulder devil...<br><br>...well, you always could, kinda... But it's more obvious here.<br><br>...Has Mr. Simpson done shoulder angels before? I don't recall he has... A lot of cartoonists haven't. I mean, he's pretty good with shoulder angles, and especially good with elbow angles, but I don't think he's done any shoulder angels for a long while.<br><br><br>...the above paragraph was completely meaningless. I think.<br><br>I have the memory of a goldfish!<br><br>waka waka waka waka waka waka<br><br>...why am I still here?<br><br>huh... maybe I'm just trying to cram as much into a post as possible...<br><br>...or maybe all this stuff I'm typing that has no point is just trying to make it seem like I'm not asking Mr. Simpson to do shoulder angels. I mean, who would ask for something like this more than once? Or something. I dunno.<br><br>...okay, look, I know this is kind of a roundabout way of saying it, but I think the whole point I'm trying to make here is<br><br>I<br><br>HATE<br><br>SAURKRAUT<br><br>...wait, that's not it. It was "I like the concept of shoulder angels."<br><br>...why do they have to be shoulder angels and appear on your shoulder though? Why don't they appear on your feet?<br><br>...I'd better stop before I break the post or my brain, whichever comes first.<br><br>...don't say it...
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Postby GhostWay » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:14 pm

<a href='http://www.idrewthis.org/2004/liberaldilemma.html' target='_blank'>THIS</a> is the closest DCS has ever come to "shoulder angels," I believe.<br><br>And Henohenomoheji... I think you need some medication. Talk to your doctor. TALK TO YOUR BLOODY DOCTOR!
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:18 pm

I can't. Dr. Fred doesn't post anymore, Doppledanger got his license taken away for some reason, and... the... other guy. uhhh.... what's his name again?<br><br>...and I remember that strip now.
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby GhostWay » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:28 pm

Alright, then. I'll just have to use my honorary M.D.<br><br>...<br><br>HERE'S YOUR MEDICATION!<br>*Hits Heno with a stone mallet*
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:14 am

*uses ninja-powers to replace himself with a scarecrow at the last second*<br><br>*ninjas Ghostway*<br><br>One can only wonder the tortures Millie could put felicia and her crew through.<br><br>...I wonder if Mr. Simpson is going to throw us all off guard?
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>


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