The Thingy

[Tavis]

Hey, Penguinita! *was taken off-guard since I was busy formulating my own "away" message for this weekend* Hi/bye! Hey! Where's the Thingy?? *looks around*<br><br>FoxChild... NO!!!! *attempts Heimlich maneuver on FoxChild, but it's too late.*<br><br>*recalls the times I took the Thingy from Salad Man after he ate it.* Ewww... *winces*<br><br>*backs away* FoxChild, you're lucky I'm not willing to try such drastic measures.<br><br>*calls out* Doctor Fred! We have another patient here!

[Dr. Doog]

DON'T WORRY! I'm a ...... DOCTOR! wait... this isn't my soap opera, but i'll do it for ya' anyway!

[Doctor Fred]

No need, Dr. Doog. My sharp and pointy operating hands are here.<br><br>*performs enema with Doog's assistance*<br><br>The operation was a success... unless you're the one who had my claw up your butt.<br><br>*picture is taken with Fred holding the thingy*<br>note: the true sight of the thingy is so horrifying, it had to be censured out...

[Dr. Doog]

Gimme the thingy! eewww... gimme a kfc moist towellete!<br><br>if you've ever seen the deleted scenes for UHF: boy, with friends like that, who needs enemas?

[MidnightRealism]

UHF = awesome. <br><br>*puts on gloves*<br>*takes thingy*

[Henohenomoheji]

*logs on*<br>*wakes up*<br>*Reads above posts*<br><br>............<br><br>aww, man, i just washed the thingy... gimme that!<br><br>*takes thingy*<br>*washes it vigorusly with soap*<br>*scrubs hands vigorously with soap*<br>*throws thingy as far away as possible*<br><br>i dont know whos going to eat it next, but as bob is my witless i swear that it's NOT GONNA BE ME!!!!

[Frankenmuth]

<!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>1 - eww, STOP EATING THE THINGY!!!!<br><br>2 - Ouch...Poor FoxChild...<br><br>3 - Thanks for washing the Thingy iyestorm<br><br>*grabs Thingy as it flys by*<br><br>(K, off to school again)

[Foxchild]

....pain.... oh the unspeakable pain...

[Dr. Doog]

*CHOMP*!!! oops... FRED? I NEED HELP! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*CROACH! COK-COK-COKCOK!!!* P-P-P-LEAAAAAS-- ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Doctor Fred]

oh for the lova'<br><br>*enema*<br><br>Y'know, we really ought to get someone with smoother hands to do this.<br><br>*takes thingy, runs off*<br><br>Hey, what ever happend to our good friend, Salad Man?

[Foxchild]

i was thinking that a couple days ago... seems to have dissapeared. <br>*takes thinkgy*<br>... this wans't sterylized yet, was it...?<br>*puts in cleaning solution*<br>*ducttapes mouth closed so as not to eat thingy again*<br>Mphrlml...

[Dr. Doog]

get rid of that cleaner! *chomp*!

[Foxchild]

NNGTTT<br>!<br>*removes duct tape*<br>OUCH! DANGIT!<br>GIMME THAT! wait, you ate it... alright, thats it, im getting out the shrink ray. <br>*blasts self with the shrink ray, and also shrinks a submarine capable of entering a body*<br>*enters Doogs body, sees the thingy*<br>now i have it!<br>no how do I get outta here...<br><br>[edit] POST 777 on this thread! jackpot![/edit]

[Dr. Doog]

not smart! humans have parts that can be digested by my stomach! you might not come out brown!

[Foxchild]

hence the submarine! that, and how do you know im truley human? how do you know anyone on this board is truley human? huh? huh? what if this is all an illusion, and chicken doesn't really taste like chicken! Alright... which pill do you want... and i still want to find a sanitary way to get outta here!<br><br>*causes rocking in the stomach*<br>*CO(2) is released from soda Dr. Doog had*<br>*Doog belches, expelling the mini-sub, and the thingy*<br><br>now wheres that anti-shrink ray?