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Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:55 pm

*ahem* bumping incase DW didn't notice

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:26 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (FelixSoftpaw @ Jan 2 2005, 09:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> How many furries does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two to engineer a new ladder, four to design a new bulb, one to suggest they use a car headlight, ten to complain about having to spend money on it, and a hundred to post about the bulb situation and resulting drama in their livejournals. Oh, and one ignored newbie who suggests they just get a new one from Wal-Mart and screw it into the existing socket. --------- [shrugs] I dunno, I made that up as I went based on observations of mine, particularly the tendency of furs in groups to overcomplicate anything <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />  </td></tr></table>  You forgot one zellot who accuses the newbe of being a conformist for suggesting Wal-Mart as a shopping location. 14 others to start a flame war on the topic. 3 others to start an off topic suggestion on "alternative lighting" and 4 additional to debate whether the increased energy savings justifies the increased manufacturing overhead. One to suggest bashing out the ceiling to put in a skylight. Three others to point out that you're not on the top floor so that isn't an option. 12 are meanwhile just complaining about the light being out, while 5 others meditate in the darkness, 3 others just sleep, and 1 is so drunk that he just realizes the light is out 3 days later. 4 others start stating that they should wait until ALL the lights burn out, and 2 go refrencing the pages for the best premanufactured light bulbs to buy. Someone else continue please.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:48 pm

How many supersayins does it take to screw a light bulb? One, but it takes him 36 episodes to do it. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:08 pm

I thought it was <a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... st&p=52955' target='_blank'>10 episodes</a>. :unsure*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:18 pm

Hrmm... I missed that... Ech, I got it from another forum anyways...

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:21 pm

<a href='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... topic=1097' target='_blank'>How many forums members does it take to screw in a light bulb?</a>

Amaroq · Postby **Amaroq** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:45 pm

...oh wow! Just when I thought I've heard it all... Although I am a DBZ fan, I completely sympathize with that joke. They would take 10 episodes to change a lightbulb. The creators would try to draw the process out as long as possible, while milking the the situation for all they can. That one kai guy who accidentlaly merged with the red pointy ear guy: Oh, I don't know if Goku can handle this light bulb. Its far stronger than any light bulb we've encountered so far. Grand Kai: Don't worry about that. Goku knows what he's doing. If anyone can beat this light bulb and defeat the darkness it's him. bystanders: Oh my, Goku isn't doing well against that light bulb. We'd better help him. Another bystander: No, the only thing we'd do is get in his way. Its best to leave this one to him. 'nother bystander: I can't watch. The Lightbulb is beating him. What do we do? etc... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> now that was way offtopic. XD Sorreh. EDIT: Knowing the DBZ makers, the lightbulb would probably suggest having a tournament.

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:57 pm

One person to remove the bulbs, One person to find them, One person to get new ones and in the darkness replace them.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:20 pm

one person to buy a new one, unscrew the old one, screw in the new one, and tell everybody to shut up about how he shouldn't have done it alone.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:54 am

One to unscrew it the wrong way, break it, get glass splinters, and go on a month-long rant about how Un-American light bulbs are; 20 to back him up and tell him he's so right, get him on TV, and help him practice for his huge seminar about the terrorrism of light bulbs crisis, roughly four million to listen to him and go on a light-bulb killing rampage, 3.9 million to try and replace the broken light bulbs for about four years...

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:13 am

You forgot 30 million neighbours to just laugh at them <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> ... You get the idea!

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:17 am

no, i don't please give me a lifesized example.

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:21 am

I'd rather not. You'll just have to use the 1:1 500 000 scale example for now.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:23 am

awww...

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:52 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Henohenomoheji @ Jan 12 2005, 07:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> One to unscrew it the wrong way, break it, get glass splinters, and go on a month-long rant about how Un-American light bulbs are; 20 to back him up and tell him he's so right, get him on TV, and help him practice for his huge seminar about the terrorrism of light bulbs crisis, roughly four million to listen to him and go on a light-bulb killing rampage, 3.9 million to try and replace the broken light bulbs for about four years...  </td></tr></table>  That reminds me a great deal of an excerpt from Gulliver's Travels that says something along the lines of "One day, while breaking his hard-boiled egg with the pointy side up, the prince managed to cut himself on the chipped cup. So the king proclaimed that from then on it was illegal to break a hard-boiled egg with the pointy side up." I don't remember the specifics. But more than that, it reminds me of <a href='http://www.idrewthis.org/2005/theprocess.html' target='_blank'>this comic strip.</a> But now let me try to drag this back on topic with a joke of my own (read it out loud): Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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