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Hrm. I just found another one when I was reviewing the storylines.<br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/1998/om19980609.html' target='_blank'>"Sir, I feel it might be simpler for all concerned if you just took me out and shot me."</a><br><br>...Yeah, that pretty much sums up my feelings towards Phys Ed classes.
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My favorite lines so far... hmm...<br> "There <b>are</b> no good reasons why I should end up talking to your tail."<br>and "Why can't I be depressed?!"<br>Edit: One more XD "Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste."
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"Wall, would you mind moving a few inches to the left?"<br><br>"Oh, just pondering the thought that being homeschooled will make me socially alienated" (or something along those lines, I don't remember it exactly.)<br><br>"Why are you even here?" "Chaos, it draws me near." (didja know that one rhymed? didja? didja?)<br><br>"You think my 49 lb son should join the rugby team."<br>"Which words? 'pray, good sir, would you see your way around stepping on my face?"<br><br>"indeed... I think I'll major in liberal arts" (I prided myself on knowing that that was the only one where Ozy stuck his tongue out in disgust, and somebody had to ruin it by knowing it also >:p )<br><br>"what sound does a ballet dancing elk make?"<br><br>"We'll give you a rubber chicken"<br><br>...I should probably stop just posting all the ones I remember and just pick one, huh?<br><br>fine, and the two from two of my favorite strips (or at least the two that I could remember I liked in particular):<br><br>"No, I... I just can't..."<br>"Um... I brought us some pie."<br><br>(beginning to notice a pattern here?)<br><br>Edit: Reading this almost-almost but not quite insanely long post has given me an idea for a (short lived, no doubt) forum game...
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Jan 4 2005, 12:00 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Jan 4 2005, 12:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "Why are you even here?" "Chaos, it draws me near." (didja know that one rhymed? didja? didja?) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Maybe because it's you saying it Heno, but when I first read that, I thought it said "ninja".
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there's no evidence it never did, is there? <!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
<!--QuoteBegin-Tailsthefox+Jan 5 2005, 10:57 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tailsthefox @ Jan 5 2005, 10:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "I'm going to start carrying a dictionary around and clubbing people with it." (from today's strip)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Been there, done that, got the tshirt. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "I'm going to start carrying a dictionary around and clubbing people with it." (from today's strip) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>I must say that I have to add this one to my list.
The Venerable<br>Dragon of Light<br><br>Dragon Friendship <br>By Bill Wescott <br>Copyright 2000© Bill Wescott All rights reserved<br><br>On wings of thunder<br>Honor bound<br>Search me out, I drum the sound<br>Twist and turn in the night<br>Dragon come, my guiding light.<br>Protector, guardian, friend not foe<br>Come to me, see my sigil glow.<br>Strong and true this friendship charm<br>I beckon thee, keep me from harm.<br>Around and about your magick swirls<br>Come to me, your wings unfurled.
Hypermegafoofadrexialitoxicucumberoliosis : I have this word memorized and randomly interject it into conversations. I'd like to know if it has a definition though.<br><br>Hello, and welcome to First Mutual Intercontinental...<br><br>You're having me committed aren't you?<br><br>This looks like a job for...Someone-else's-optical-prescription girl!!<br><br>Bees are stupid.<br><br>Flooba.<br><br>Inevitable Obscene Wealth.<br><br>I CAN'T SQUOOSH CHARLOTTE!!<br><br>Never do anything phenomenally stupid. : I've made this my axiom too. I fail miserably though.<br><br>Our top story: Today, some stuff happened.<br>It's accurate. I checked.<br><br>Tremble, ye scurvy, latte-sipping dogs!<br><br>Sure, if you're a cheese-eating surrender monkey.<br><br>All right , crew, who are we?<br>Ruthless pirates!<br>What're we gonna do?<br>Pillage the school!<br>What'll we do if we get caught?<br>Promise not to do it again!<br><br>My ALL TIME favorite though? The reason I fell in love with O&M to begin with?:<br><br>You humans may wish to reflect on the increasingly difficult nature of being in any way unique. Difficult. Not impossible. <br>Look! I'm a waffle!
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<!--QuoteBegin-steena+Jan 6 2005, 12:45 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (steena @ Jan 6 2005, 12:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hypermegafoofadrexialitoxicucumberoliosis <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> that is not a real word I believe. The longest real word in the English language is Supercalafragalixiousexpealadoscious(sp).
<!--QuoteBegin-Tailsthefox+Jan 6 2005, 04:36 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tailsthefox @ Jan 6 2005, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-steena+Jan 6 2005, 12:45 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (steena @ Jan 6 2005, 12:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hypermegafoofadrexialitoxicucumberoliosis <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>that is not a real word I believe. The longest real word in the English language is Supercalafragalixiousexpealadoscious(sp).<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Except that's not a real word either. If you find it in a dictionary, it will only be a proper noun as a reference to the song of that name.<br><br>The "longest real word," according to <i>The Guiness Book of World Records</i>, is "floccinaucinihilipilification."<br><br>The more "popular" longest word, "antidisestablishmentarianism" is created by adding a ridiculous amount of prefixes and suffixes to an existing word. Of course, longer than this is "propseudocontraneoantidisestablishmentarianalistically", which means "in favour of the false behaviour in the manner of a person belonging to the movement opposed to the new version of the movement opposed to the first movement."<br><br>The longest word to appear in a non-technical dictionary is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", which is a disease of the lung caused by the inhalation of very fine silica or quartz dust.<br><br><br>And the longest molecule name, for "Coat Protein, Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Stain", is as follows:<br><br><i> acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-<br> phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-<br> aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-<br> threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-<br> glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-<br> glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-<br> tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-<br> arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-<br> arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-<br> threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-<br> arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-<br> asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-<br> threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-<br> alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-<br> asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-<br> threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-<br> phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-<br> threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine</i>
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