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Postby Amaroq » Sun Dec 26, 2004 9:48 pm

Well, thats because rubber chickens can't actually be a CEO of a major corperation. Rubber chickens can get you money. Just sell the rubber chickens. And rubber chickens can get you power. If you decide to open up a rubber chicken factory you can be CEO of RubberChickens inc.
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:05 pm

Well,<br><br>Having money is dangerous . . .<br><br>Power makes you a target for others that want power . . .<br><br>The rubber chicken must be the best choice!<br><br> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Softpaw » Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:45 pm

I'd take money, because that can get me power and rubber chickens, among other things :-)
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Postby Zaaphod » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:17 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Dec 26 2004, 08:02 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Dec 26 2004, 08:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I present to you, what spirit of the season is really about... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> *snrrk* Another "Bob The Angry Flower" reader, I see. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>
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Postby Zylo » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:32 am

I'd be lying if I didn't confess to being a shallow money-grubbing puddle of empty dreams.<br><br>Gimme the cash.
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Postby Arloest » Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:43 am

"Power corrupts those who possess it."
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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Postby GhostWay » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:56 pm

And don't forget, "Knowledge is power".<br><br>So THAT'S why I've been acting so evil ever since college started.
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Postby Richard K Niner » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:05 pm

Fortunately, knowledge hasn't corrupted me enough to notice that - my program is almost entirely theorem-based.
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Postby Muninn » Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:47 pm

Another soundbyte - Ignorance is bliss.
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Postby Amaroq » Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:50 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Dec 27 2004, 08:47 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Dec 27 2004, 08:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ignorance is bliss. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Aw! I've heard that before. Its such a good saying. Do you happen to know who said it?
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Postby GhostWay » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:02 pm

Although, how would you know if it were true? One would have to know if he were ignorant, or else he would assume he was just having a random moment of bliss (RMoB). But if he knew that he was ignorant, he wouldn't be ignorant, would he?<br><br>Oooh, my head.
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Postby Muninn » Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:02 pm

Maybe he was told by another and being ignorant he believed it and remained believing it.<br><br>I don't know who first said it, i first saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes strip.
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Postby dragonranpu » Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:45 pm

I would take the chicken. I have nbo interest for power (except for electrical) and Money is not the end all and be all. there are other more important things in life. <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Ruedii-X » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:05 am

<!--QuoteBegin-dragonranpu+Dec 27 2004, 06:45 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (dragonranpu @ Dec 27 2004, 06:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I would take the chicken. I have nbo interest for power (except for electrical) and Money is not the end all and be all. there are other more important things in life. <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> And if you bought the rubber chicken with money it wouldn't have near the sedimental value.
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Postby Rod Beauvex / Marble Didy » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:33 pm

People wish for money.<br>People wish for fame.<br>People wish for power.<br>But it all ends up the same!<br><br>IN PAIN!
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