Malfunctioning Toaster

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:29 am

Hey, if you've ever wondered how a toaster works, here you go: <a href='http://home.howstuffworks.com/toaster.htm' target='_blank'>Howstuffworks: Toasters</a> If your wondering, I just dissected my toaster tonight. It had gotten to the point where it wouldn't stick down. Think I've got it fixed, though. High tech stuff, I know, but I've always found electrical appliances interesting to take apart.

Dr. Dos · Postby **Dr. Dos** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:46 am

i use a toaster oven <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> i looked up how cans work before not for the whole food preservation thing, but because if you buy a big can of V-8 for whatever reason you're supposed to punch two holes in it, and only pour it out of one. I have no idea why this second hole is needed because you obviously get air from the first one.

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:55 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Dr. Dos @ Dec 19 2004, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> i looked up how cans work before not for the whole food preservation thing, but because if you buy a big can of V-8 for whatever reason you're supposed to punch two holes in it, and only pour it out of one. I have no idea why this second hole is needed because you obviously get air from the first one.  </td></tr></table>  Depending how big the first hole is <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> It's for the same reason fuel containers have a vent: You can usually get the liquid to come out without the vent, but it comes out quicker and more smoothly with the vent hole. Otherwise you end up with your gasoline/diesel fuel/v-8/grape juice all over the place.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:52 am

It's like biting a hole into a can and sucking the juice out of it, it's hard cuz you gotta let the air in when the pressure gets too low so if you put another hole on the other side the air can get in whenever there's a pressure decrease and you won't have to let the air in (but that depends on the rate of decrease compared to the rate of air flow which depends on the size of your air hole).

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:23 pm

Howstuffworks is a great site - I learned how to pick locks and build a gun on there. Education for the masses!

Dr. Dos · Postby **Dr. Dos** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:34 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias @ Dec 21 2004, 04:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Howstuffworks is a great site - I learned how to pick locks and build a gun on there. Education for the masses!  </td></tr></table>  Somebody would love the Anarachist's Cookbook, or Steal This Book. Some O&M comic referenced Steal This Book by having somebody reading Peel this Book.

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:57 pm

I used to have a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook...

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:27 am

I wonder if you can high power everything so it becomes a bazoster.

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:36 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (VisibilityMissing @ Dec 19 2004, 10:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hey, if you've ever wondered how a toaster works, here you go: <a href='http://home.howstuffworks.com/toaster.htm' target='_blank'>Howstuffworks: Toasters</a> If your wondering, I just dissected my toaster tonight. It had gotten to the point where it wouldn't stick down. Think I've got it fixed, though. High tech stuff, I know, but I've always found electrical appliances interesting to take apart.  </td></tr></table>  What isn't fun to take apart?! *l* I can completely disassemble and reassemble a computer in less than a few hours, if I don't have to deal with removing the heat sink from the processor. That is a pain. Stupid clips never work right, and heat sink compound requires time to put on right. (A single thin layer on the die only, and don't smudge it when putting down the heat sink, just press it into place. Of course the tabs are worse, you can't work with those, because as soon as you attache the heat sink once, you have to remove the tab, and repolish the bottom of the heat sink.)

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:14 am

Don't try this at home . . . I know you will anyway <a href='http://www-personal.umich.edu/~gmbrown/tart/' target='_blank'>Flaming Strawberry Pop Tarts</a> A web classic! <a href='http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/' target='_blank'>More Flaming Strawberry Pop Tarts</a> It fits: toasters, pyromania . . .

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:22 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (VisibilityMissing @ Dec 20 2004, 10:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Don't try this at home . . . I know you will anyway <a href='http://www-personal.umich.edu/~gmbrown/tart/' target='_blank'>Flaming Strawberry Pop Tarts</a> A web classic! <a href='http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/' target='_blank'>More Flaming Strawberry Pop Tarts</a> It fits: toasters, pyromania . . .  </td></tr></table>  Very scientific documentation of a very unscientific experiment. BTW, I do know how to "upgrade" the pop-up mechanism in a toaster. It's a great gag. I should go through and do it some day. You need to replace the spring mechanism with a much more powerful one. This means upgrading all components to meet the new requirements.

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:24 am

Either that, or a toaster that works really well as a catapult . . .

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:28 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (VisibilityMissing @ Dec 20 2004, 10:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Either that, or a toaster that works really well as a catapult . . .</td></tr></table>  Sounds like my old Iomega Zip drive. Whenever I ejected a disk, it flew out 5-10 feet.

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:30 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (GhostWay @ Dec 20 2004, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Sounds like my old Iomega Zip drive. Whenever I ejected a disk, it flew out 5-10 feet.  </td></tr></table>  Hey, I had a couple that did that too.

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:05 am

*gets hit in the chest with am Iomega Zip Disk* MEDIC!!!

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