Funny stuff that youve said or heard said

Bendarr · Postby **Bendarr** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:39 pm

I don't knowhow many of you are involved in RPGs or not but I thought I'd share a collection of some stuff that me and some of my friends have said over time. Note: Fringeworthy is a RPG similar to Stargate in that one travels through ringsto traverse to alien worlds. Ones where such things as alternate history (south won the civil war, mankind was not the dominate animal to arise on earth, etc.) the Term ROOSAP stands for the original name of my group . We called ourselves the Royal Order Of Strange Acting People. Thus the term Roosapisms. Enjoy! If anyone else has others that they'd like to share go for it! ROOSAPISMS Gene "Your enjoying a vacation after your last mission. Where are you? "Frank " I'm on an island" Gene "What are you doing on the island?" Bob "Getting voted off" John "We're in trouble right?" Bob "I've been in trouble before and this looks a lot like it" Bob "You know I'm beginning to think..." Group "OH GOOD!" Bob "John do you have the dating skill?" John "No, but I have fast talk. Will that work?" Russ "How about Alien Psychology?" (Sherri whacks Russ) Jack "What happened to John?" Sherri "A bird attacked his head" Bob & Jack "I can't understand the attraction." When finding out the group is on a worid where James Bond is real and they are fictional characters by Ian Fleming. Bob " Guys face facts, we're fiction!" Mike "Congratulations Sherri, you've been ridden up a hill by James Bond!" Sherri "ooooo!!! "(with a slight lilt) Capt Mike "Gene, roll mental stability, Don't roll up in the nineties." (Gene rolls a 96) John "You had to tell him that, didn't you?" Bob"Gene's terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. "John-(in sterotypical little old jewish man voice) "So, what's the change?" Observer of a madwarp fringeworthy game-"An episode of Friends as directed by John Woo" (the party finds themselves in Hatsumi base trying to defuse a atomic bomb) Bob " Jack, I'm in Medical. Do you need anything?" Jack " No...wait! Get me a colostomy bag." Bob " Your going to give the bomb an enema?" Jack " I find it oddly appropriate." Jack-(taiking about his fringeworthy character) "I've got a darkside point.One more and I have to start rolling to see if I go over." (Someonelse) "What happens if you go over?" Jack "I become evil....er" Craig "How could we tell?" (Jack's British character on the subject of cricket} "In cricket there are two sides. The in side and the out side. When out side gets the in side out except for the not outs. Then they switch and the in side becomes out side and the out side becomes the in side. When both sides are out including the not outs, that's the end of the game." (Say the preceding in one breath for the full effect) (Mike Grant holding a magic 8-ball)"The magic 8-ball home pregnancy test!! " (shakes ball) John "Why are YOU asking??" (Dan makes a particularly grotesque joke) Dave " only you, Dan!" Bob,John,and Mike burst into song.... "OOONLY YOUUUUU....." (Mark-S makes comments during character creation for GURPS special ops he's making a sniper) Mark-S " Bowlegged! Makes it easy to sit in a tree! Just like a pair of Icetongs! "(holds hand like a clamp) Jack " Bad grip! "(mimes sniper shooting, then frantic scrambling to grab his rifle) Mark-S "I can see some astronomer coming back from a long duty up near the north pole. HEY! HOW DID THAT CLASS G2 STAR GET SO CLOSE?? Sir, it's ours. Oh, yeah." In Fringeworthy, Jack used a taunt to save an Alien ambassador. Bob (to Jack) "When did you get that degree in abnormal psychology?" John "How long has he been our commander?" Mark refers to his role as a sniper as him being a member of the long range threat elimination group (I was riding with Bob and we were listening to the radio. A report came over the radio concerning early coid fusion experiments) Bob "Did you hear that?" Gene-(slightly maniacl look on face and clenched right fist) "YES!! WE'LL HAVE FUSION AGAIN!!!" Bob-(after a pause and a slow turn of the head in my direction) "Again Gene??" (For the next couple of weeks there was MUCH discussion as to WHERE and WHEN I came from. To the the best of my knowledge no DEFINITE conclusions were drawn) (While sitting and kibbitsing during one of Capt. Mikes Star Trek games) Capt. Mike " Upon closer scan of the Romulan planet you discover that they have been stockpiling antimatter on the surface. And now the curtain draws down till next week." Gene-(In the best Announcer from Rocky and Bullwinkle voice)" Tune in next week for The Big Bang OR How Much For Just Half The Planet?!!" Mark "Hows this for a t-shirt? Jesus saves! The rest of you take full damage!!"

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:42 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Bendarr @ Dec 18 2004, 05:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I don't knowhow many of you are involved in RPGs or not but I thought I'd share a collection of some stuff that me and some of my friends have said over time.  </td></tr></table>  RPs get strange sometimes. Imaginations can run away.

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:29 pm

Most funny stuff I say is inuendo, and probably unsuitable for here

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:10 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias @ Dec 18 2004, 06:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Most funny stuff I say is inuendo, and probably unsuitable for here  </td></tr></table>  I can be a riot when slinging insults while playing multiplayer games. I wish I remembered some of my favorites, but I tend to keep the part of my brain that does creative insults subdued here, as not everyone here can take a joke lightly.

ShadOtterdan · Postby **ShadOtterdan** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:56 am

Shortly after watching Chicago, I was playing Half-life multiplayer with my dad, I managed to get him in the head twice with the shotgun, so I just had to say it. "That was a warning shot"

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:38 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (ShadOtterdan @ Dec 19 2004, 02:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Shortly after watching Chicago, I was playing Half-life multiplayer with my dad, I managed to get him in the head twice with the shotgun, so I just had to say it. "That was a warning shot" </td></tr></table>  Ah, a Kligon warning shot! (It would be a Vulcan warning shot, but it took two hits.)

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:50 am

Some guy: o yeah ang well you sucl adn yiu liwke to eart ppoop! Me: You typing is like a suprise party: the most unexpected characters show up.

Nyss · Postby **Nyss** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:16 pm

My brother was in the pool once, and floating in the deep end, up to his chin, he gave out this little bit of comedic gold *in a southern accent* "I've been here in this swamp fer three days up to my neck in dirty water and leeches. And you know what I've learned? Leeches taste BAD." Ears Is Tasty (one of the top ten reasons why tyson bit holyfield, according to the david letterman show)

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