The key to the mystery

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:14 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Nyss @ Dec 1 2004, 07:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Maybe Ozy is a clone. Or a robot. </td></tr></table>  Here we go again (I really, seriously can't help myself)... Born in a science lab late one night Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view I think I'm a clone now There's always two of me just a-hangin' around I think I'm a clone now 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down I think I'm a clone now And I can stay at home while I'm out of town I think I'm a clone now 'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:00 pm

I dunno, it does seem out of place for the strip for Ozy to be a test-tube babby, but on the other hand, it does seem to match logic. Oh well, we forget that this is O&M we're talking about; logic doesn't apply here.

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:14 pm

//Begin wild speculation For some reason, I have this gut feeling that Ozy was one of those animals that are periodically found frozen in glaciers. Similair to <a href='http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2001/iceman.shtml' target='_blank'>"the iceman."</a> Except, unlike most humans and animals found like that, Ozy survived. The freezer could very well be a metaphor for being cryogenically preserved for such a long time. //End wild speculation Although, if it's nothing like that, then maybe his mother will end up looking something like this: <img src='http://www.abort-retry-ignore.net/img/amanafreezer.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> (five-minute photoshopping) But hey, maybe I'm just crazy.

Bernhard · Postby **Bernhard** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:20 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (GhostWay @ Dec 1 2004, 09:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> For some reason, I have this gut feeling that Ozy was one of those animals that are periodically found frozen in glaciers. Similair to <a href='http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2001/iceman.shtml' target='_blank'>"the iceman."</a> .</td></tr></table>  Yes, that's it. Just look at the similarity of their names: tzi - Ozy

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:44 pm

I'm thinking the orphanage people or whoever reported him just found him inside a Discarded Amana Freezer or something... ...But I still knew that this would have something to do with that Amana Freezer.

NHJ BV · Postby **NHJ BV** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:32 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Bernhard @ Dec 2 2004, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (GhostWay @ Dec 1 2004, 09:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> For some reason, I have this gut feeling that Ozy was one of those animals that are periodically found frozen in glaciers. Similair to <a href='http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2001/iceman.shtml' target='_blank'>"the iceman."</a> .</td></tr></table>  Yes, that's it. Just look at the similarity of their names: tzi - Ozy </td></tr></table>  Your nickname is a disturbing coincidence, considering that Prince Bernhard just died earlier tonight <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /> More ontopic, I have no clue where this storyarc is heading <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> EDIT: By the way, all Llewellyn says is that there's a "grain of truth at the core" of the whole Amana freezer thing, so it's probably something completely unrelated linking to the Amana freezer in a complicated, Zenlike way. That is all for now, I'm off to sleep <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:58 am

(DISCLAIMER: I hate the idea of speculation as much as I am drawn to it. I would love to not ever be a contributor to it, but since there are so many theories one of them almost certainly must be correct; I might as well add my own just in case, so I can gloat if mine happens to be the right one.) Maybe Ozy's parents are in a cryo lab. (You may now return to your ordinary lives.)

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:06 am

Ahh.. the plot thickens. I, for one, didn't expect the Amana freezer to make a reappearance.

dragonranpu · Postby **dragonranpu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:01 am

I for some odd reason felt that the Amana freezer would end up popping up in the story line. I was so floored when it did. But out of all the speculations that have been given I think the best one is the Ozy was found in an abandoned Amana Freezer. I don't know really but for me that make the most sense within the confines of O&M. I loved the strip. I died laughing when Ozy asked about the Amana Freezer too. But alas We will have to wait till at least friday or mabey next week for the final resolution and end of the Suspense.

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:30 am

...which is still killing me...

Bernhard · Postby **Bernhard** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:42 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (NHJ BV @ Dec 1 2004, 11:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Your nickname is a disturbing coincidence, considering that Prince Bernhard just died earlier tonight <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /> </td></tr></table>  Yes, i just heard about this on the radio. I'm so sorry.

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:41 am

Ozy is an Artic Fox, he was found in an orfinage near Seatle, if you study Pacific rim currents . . . Anyways, was it Ozy or his Parents with the freezer part. You can't put 2 and 2 together, can you. Maybe I'm too smart for my own good, or everyone is right about no intellegent life in the Universe (note the abscense of "elsewhere")

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:40 pm

We can, we just think it's more fun coming up with theories we think will make other people laugh. Because that's one of the major things people come here for. Learn to control your friendly jabs better!

NHJ BV · Postby **NHJ BV** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:06 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Bernhard @ Dec 2 2004, 03:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (NHJ BV @ Dec 1 2004, 11:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Your nickname is a disturbing coincidence, considering that Prince Bernhard just died earlier tonight <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /> </td></tr></table>  Yes, i just heard about this on the radio. I'm so sorry.  </td></tr></table>  Don't worry, the guy was 93 years old; it's not too bad <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> And I think the strip will invariably turn to Ozy walking with Millie telling her about his bioparents with Millie making some witty remark in the last panel <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:21 pm

New theory: Zen. Ozy's mother is a freezer by not being a freezer. *ducks*

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