Beware strangers bearing gifts

[Zaaphod]

That's right, another fine member of this fine forum is celebrating his day of birth.<br><br>Happy birthday to VisibilityMissing! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> *brings cake, lots of it*<br>

[Henohenomoheji]

even then you should beware. you never know when the cake is about to be lit on fire.<br><br>happy birthday VM.

[Ibun]

*puts on fake moustache and dons a british accent* Excuse me sir. But might I interest you in a birthday gift? (Happy birthday! ^^)

[Holyman83]

*light the cake on fire*<br><br>oh shoot I did it again I light the cake instead of the candles.<br><br>At least I was prepared <br><br>*pulls out a larger cake*<br><br>Edit: Oh ya Happy Birthday VisibilityMissing

[Ankaris]

Wayhey! Happy Birthday VisibilityMissing!<br><br>*Gives you a pack of choc-chip cookies*

[Miles E Traysandor]

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha...<br><br>*Random shoe hits me*<br><br>Happy Birthday!

[Muninn]

Happy birthday Visibility Missing.

[Steve the Pocket]

<i>It's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year<br>We eat a lotta broccoli and drink a lotta beer<br>I guess you should be happy that you've got something to eat<br>A million people every day are starving in the street<br>Your father's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor<br>Your mother's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four<br>There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky<br>I guess it won't be long before WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!</i><br><br>(The "cynical" birthday song, courtesy of Weird Al) <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>(And by the way there's two more verses, but I think that's enough.)

[Henohenomoheji]

Weird Al came out with a new song and I didn't hear about it?<br><br>oh. well when I put it that way...<br><br>

[Phauxe Kitsune]

Happy birthday, even though I'm not entirely sure who you are.

[VisibilityMissing]

*crash* *thu-thump*<br><br>The mad scientist emerges from his lab, wipes the grease and dust from his hands, and raises his goggles. . . <br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Octan+Oct 14 2004, 01:35 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Octan @ Oct 14 2004, 01:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <i>It's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year<br>We eat a lotta broccoli and drink a lotta beer<br>I guess you should be happy that you've got something to eat<br>A million people every day are starving in the street<br>Your father's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor<br>Your mother's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four<br>There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky<br>I guess it won't be long before WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!</i><br><br>(The "cynical" birthday song, courtesy of Weird Al) <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>(And by the way there's two more verses, but I think that's enough.)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Hey, I thought I was the only one who dug out that relic at birthday time! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Hey, folks, thanks for all your messages! I've been busy with a new teaching job (keeping up with two honors physics classes can be tiring <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> ). Anywho, I'll write more when I can.<br><br>In related news (well, not really):<br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>Chicken Soup Replaces Flu Vaccine<br><br>Thu Oct 14, 7:33 AM ET<br> <br><br>FERGUS FALLS, Minn. - People who went to a local clinic to get a flu shot didn't receive the vaccine they wanted. Instead, they received an old-fashioned remedy.<br><br>  <br><br>The estimated 20 people who went to the flu shot clinic Friday at Affinity Plus Federal Credit Union were sent home with a can of chicken soup and a pack of tissues.<br><br>Nick Mariotti, the branch supervisor, said the idea started out as a joke when he and his staff learned they had to cancel the clinic because of the nationwide shortage of flu vaccines.<br><br>Mariotti decided to buy a case of Campbell's chicken noodle soup and a bunch of tissues. He said the workers "kept them at the front desk, so when people walked in for the flu shot clinic, we could break the news lightly."<br><br>When the vaccine seekers turned to leave without their flu shot, Mariotti pointed to the soup and said: "Maybe this will help."<br><br>Most left with smiles on their faces, he said.<br><br>Kris Ehresmann, who heads the state's immunization program, was impressed.<br><br>"Well, you know, it's better than nothing," she said with a laugh.<br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd-->

[Steve the Pocket]

I'm still surprised that Wiley still draws that strip in two different formats -- long and square. (We get the square one in our paper.)

[Zaaphod]

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Oct 14 2004, 02:01 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Oct 14 2004, 02:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Weird Al came out with a new song and I didn't hear about it?<br> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> It isn't new. It's from his very first album.<br>

[simon]

Enjoyable birthday!

[The J.A.M.]

[...unWARP!!!]<br><br>Good evening.<br><br><br>Feliz cumpleaos, Visibility!<br><br><br>Zacatepngolas!<br><br>Until next time, remember:<br><br>I<br><br>AM<br><br>THE<br><br>J.A.M.<br><br>Good evening.<br><br>[WARP!!!]