How many stupid songs do you know?

The J.A.M. · Postby **The J.A.M.** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:36 am

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Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:20 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Zaaphod @ Mar 6 2004, 01:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "Because I Got High" from Afroman is pretty funny and/or stupid. (I won't post the lyrics here because some of them are a little on the dirty side.) </td></tr></table>  I heard that one once I think. It had something to do with christmas eve, didn't it? Then there's this one where this guy's the bouncer at a Chucky Cheese's <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:30 pm

And then there's the showtunes. You know, songs in the shows? Like one I heard on the radio from The Simpsons... It was sung by Mr. Burns and Smithers, where it was something like "Look at all those idiots! Is it any wonder I'm singing, singing, singing the blues?!" and then there's one from South Park. Salad Man knows which one I'm talking about here. "Hey hey lets all fighting suru"... ...I really wish I could find lyrics to these...

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:43 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (iyestorm @ Apr 3 2004, 12:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Zaaphod @ Mar 6 2004, 01:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "Because I Got High" from Afroman</td></tr></table>  I heard that one once I think. It had something to do with christmas eve, didn't it? </td></tr></table>  Nope, sorry, nothing to do with Christmas Eve. It's the song being played during the end credits of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back."

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:20 am

<a href='http://www.evilzug.com/stuff/penguins/' target='_blank'>This</a> one is hilarious, takes a bit to get started but it's good.

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Mon May 03, 2004 12:09 pm

There's this song that always gets played at local LAN parties, the chorus goes "I want to be a hippy and I want to get stoned, MARI-MARIJUANA!". Most annoying song in the world. Also, there's a commercial for a local used car dealer that's supposed to be like a rap "song", over and over again it goes "Your job's your credit, at Eastern Motors". It's now permanently stuck in my head, right next the Barbie Girl song and that Marijuana song I mentioned in the previous paragraph.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:27 pm

I'm guessing for once it's a good thing I don't know those...

ShadOtterdan · Postby **ShadOtterdan** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:47 pm

The weird songs I know are all come from the same bands, and those would be. Weird Al, stuff from the Dr. Demento Show, The barenaked ladies,and some of the stuff by the beatles.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:15 am

I believe this should be bumped as well... Arise, resurrected thread army... RISE!!!

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:25 pm

um... anything thats on the radio show called "Mash ups", where they mix two songs together to maake something taht actually works... like "Toxic" and "Yeah", two songs that by themselves i hate... but together? it's wierd!

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:07 pm

I'm a big fan of Weird Al, so I guess that sorta counts. It' hard to tell which of his songs count as "stupid," if any. Oh, and regarding that 99 bottles song...I know a variation my somewhat nerdy friend taught me: 99 bottles of nitro on the wall, 99 bottles of nitro If one of those bottles should happen to fall... Onebigholeinthefloorand 98 bottles of nitro on the wall (etc.) <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Septimius Severus · Postby **Septimius Severus** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:12 pm

99 Drain-o bottles on the wall 99 Dain-o bottles Take one down, pass it around Akptthh cough wheeze hurk

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:34 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (FoxChild @ Oct 8 2004, 12:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> um... anything thats on the radio show called "Mash ups", where they mix two songs together to maake something taht actually works... like "Toxic" and "Yeah", two songs that by themselves i hate... but together? it's wierd! </td></tr></table>  I didn't know they had a radio station that did song fusions... The only song fusion I heard was on an AMV of Under Ice. ...it wasn't that funny, but it was pretty good... ...Where do they do these song fusions... I'm kind of interested... If it can fix those two songs, it MUST be powerful...

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:48 pm

Interesting concept...do they, what, put the words of one song to the tune of the other or something? I tried that once...putting "Louie, Louie" to the tune of "Smells like Teen Spirit." It might have worked except (A) I would have had to change the chorus quite a bit, and (2) I don't actually know the words to "Louie, Louie." But it was a neat concept.

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:51 am

I think they just play one while playing the other, I saw that done with two Nickleback songs and the two sounded identical

Oh, and don't fret, no one really knows the words to Louie Louie, not even the band who wrote it <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

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