The Thingy

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:45 pm

*ducks and covers*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:25 am

*readies the WD-40 and duct tape and springs into action*

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:08 pm

Not the boat! Not my only boat! Everyone, cuck and dover! No wait, that's not right, I meant... (OK I was assuming jello baloons again but Tavis and his duct tape and WD40...I'm confuddled)

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:48 pm

{target: boat} {status: abouttoleave} {...firing} .............................................. ___ | ___ targetlock!.... ..............................................|.......|........| ........................................ -----------|----------- ............................................. |___ | ___| ..................................................... | *blasts everyone and everything with glue* *does not know what WD40 is, and tries to tune it in as a radio station* *gets bizzare music. Not TMBG bizzare, more like... uh... hold on, gimme a minute here...*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:59 pm

A-ha! *covers self in WD-40 -the slipperiest stuff in the world- to confound the superglue's attempts to make me sticky. As a side effect, I don't squeak, and I can't seem to grip anything either. As a result, I am effectively skating on a land made of superglue with a roll of duct tape dangling freely from my wrist* AAaaaaaa!! *flapping wildly as I can't control direction* Hey, it's the Thingy! *I extend a length of duct tape to snatch the Thingy from the envelope and continue to slide away, prepating to take the Thingy in tow* I got the Thingy! *notices it's covered with superglue..* Uhoh.. *As the Thingy is hopelessly glued to its spot, I get pulled back to it. Continuing to slide, I orbit the Thingy until the roll reaches the end, and then end up colliding with it.* _THUD_

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:33 pm

*Pushed ducks behind table to avoid the glue* Boy, I'm glad a brought my 3 gallon can of glue solvent. *Coats his shoes in the solvent and take the thing from a still stunned Tavis* I almost feel bad for you all that icky WD-40 is on you now and you have nothing to show for it *the glue solvent on my shoe wears thin leaving stranded in the middle of every thing. NNNNNOOOOOOOO I left the can by the thing just my of reach

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:15 am

Oh.. THAT can? *pushes off the duct tape column to skid over to the can* Wheeee- THUD! oof.. I gotta get used to those stops. *spills the drum* D'oh!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:00 am

{target: Tavis,Holyman} {status: laughably stuck} {...loadingtoothpicksandsporks} .............................................. ___ | ___ targeting.... ..............................................|.......|........| ........................................ -----------|----------- ............................................. |___ | ___| ..................................................... | maybe now you'll get my point! AR HAR har har har! wait... todays not TLAP day...

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:46 am

I think you've been inhaling too much glue there, pal! Oh wait.. that's us. Well, who cares! Eat glue! *I grab a wad of superglue-coated duct tape and stuff it in the nozzle of the spork and toothpick gun*

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:13 am

*Free him self for the glue again and runs to his warehouse* hhhmmm lets see aw yes this should do the trick *Activates his Remote Armor Attack Drone* Lets see how well Henohenomoheji can take on RAAD.

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:42 am

*by now I've managed to get over to tavis one step at a time, very slowly cos I'm covered in glue* Looks like there's three too many people on these docks *checks on fingers* Yeah, three Anyhoo, seeing as Tavis is coated in that highly flamable WD40, I think this is a good place to start *I suppose I don't really need to say what happened next but it involves a small flame and then a much bigger flame, and Tavis running around like a mad thing. Hopefully he'll realise that there's a load of water not far away and somehow learn how to swim between here and there whilst on fire.*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:55 am

{target: RAAD} {status: attackingme!} {...unjamminggunsandfiringmissiles} .............................................. ___ | ___ targetlock.... ..............................................|.......|........| ........................................ -----------|----------- ............................................. |___ | ___| ..................................................... | Uh... isn't superglue flamable?...

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:45 pm

*RAAD speeds past the missiles and gunfire completely untouched* Ha RAAD it to fast for Henohenomoheji to hit *female voice comes from the monitor* Sir, if you hit Henohenomoheji in any of this locations you will disable his weapon systems and temporally immobilize him. Thank you computer *Targets one of the three locations and opens fire* *Computer* The weapons have been disabled but Henohenomoheji was not immobilized oh well good enough for me. *Runs out of the warehouse and gets in a submarine* Theyll never find me down here

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:47 pm

{target:--} {status:--} {...weaponsdisabled} .............................................. ___ | ___ targetingdisabled.... ..............................................|.......|........| ........................................ -----------|----------- ............................................. |___ | ___| ..................................................... | Ah well, I can still SQUASH YOU PEOPLE! *squashes Tavis with giant mecha foot* *gets Tavis stuck to giant mecha foot* *smells air, looks at giant mecha foot* eww... Perhaps I should have thought about that a bit more...

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:39 pm

* Walks in, surveys the scene before him, with killer robots and people covered in glue and other people covered in flaming glue * Looks like "Star Wars" meets the 3 Stooges -- Ho, Ozy, and Sticky. * Walks through the trail of solvent to where the thingy sits, takes it, and walks out of the scene, looking back smugly * Weirdos. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' />

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