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<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Aug 19 2004, 11:29 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Aug 19 2004, 11:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/H/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Woman Celebrates 95th Birthday on Harley</a>: There's a Monty Python sketch in this somewhere . . . <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> RUN!!! IT'S HELL'S GRANNIES!
Killin' the first born of lyrical Yul Brynners.
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Police: Man Test Drives Car, Robs Bank</a>: This just doesn't seem very smart . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
Even wild animals can't resist the siren song of John Barleycorn:<br><br><a href='http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear.beer.reut/' target='_blank'>Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground</a>
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.. that bear is wierd! <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
If you've done things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all.
Well, at least it has enough taste to know 'always drink the local, it's likely to be a damnsite better than all the overhyped, over commercialised stuff'. Which possably excludes Guiness, but anyway.<br><br>Seriously, this proves that bears are both intelligent and sentient, I mean, working a ring pull is impressive without opposable thumbs.
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Da beers.<br>*rimshot*
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Loose Lion Terrorizes Village in Brazil</a>: More wildlife problems . . . maybe the bear and the lion are in cahoots? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Coroner Discussing Gun Safety Shoots Self</a>: Has anyone seen <b>UHF</b>?
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Sep 7 2004, 05:20 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Sep 7 2004, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Coroner Discussing Gun Safety Shoots Self</a>: Has anyone seen <b>UHF</b>? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> "Boy, is my face red!"<br>
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/T/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Man OK After Being Run Over by Train</a>: Future Darwin winner?
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Ethics Chief Accused of Cheating Is Fired</a>: Um . . . ethics, we don't need no stinkin' ethics!
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
The train one is just funny. <br><br>The ethics one is kinda 'ummm.... Have we come this low that our ethics guys are unethical?' Worrying...
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Europe lost Wales!<br><br><a href='http://uk.news.yahoo.com/041005/325/f3zlg.html' target='_blank'>http://uk.news.yahoo.com/041005/325/f3z ... ><br><br>I mean, seriously wtf happened here. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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