The Thingy

[Tavis]

*twitch twitch*<br><br>*in falscetto* owww........

[Henohenomoheji]

Ho-hum... I has teh thingy, and nobody wants to take it from me... where's the fun in having this thing if nobody else wants it?<br><br>hmmm...<br><br><br>*goes to a temple and tries to unlock the true power of the thingy*

[Holyman83]

takes the thingy while Henohenomoheji is resting from studying the thingy

[Ankaris]

*Ambushes Holyman with a tribe of natives, takes the Thingy and laughs manically as Holyman is chased off*

[Tavis]

*assumes control over the natives by impressing them*<br><br>Tribesmen, behold! I can make bubbles with my spit! *demonstrates* -pop-<br><br>"Ooh...." *awestruck, the tribesmen retrieve the Thingy from Ankaris and give it to me in tribute*<br><br>*I bid them farewell after showing them the power of the loogie and leave with the Thingy* Onward to civilization!

[Ankaris]

*gapes*<br><br>"Rats!"<br><br>*diverts Tavis' luggage long enough to filch the Thingy as they wait for takeoff*<br><br>"Hee hee!"

[Tavis]

Ack! My stuff! *calls up the airport customer service to get my luggage delivered* Stupid airlines.. I knew I should have taken a bus.<br><br>Ack! The Thingy!<br><br>*books another flight, but makes sure the luggage is strictly carry-on*

[Holyman83]

*Poses as a fight attendant helping Tavis put his bag in the overhead compartment and takes the thingy without him knowing*<br><br>That will teach you to hide in the outer compartment<br><br>*Slips the thingy in his pocket and leaves the plan completely undetected*<br>

[Henohenomoheji]

*sneaks up behind holyman*<br>*shouts <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>NINJA</span>*<br>*nabs thingy*<br>*goes off to ninja more people before returning to the temple*

[Ozymandias]

<!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo--> NINJA SHOWDOWN!!! <!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>I challenge thee to a duel. There's my exchange. *Slap* Let the token be thy Thingy, fabled in times of Yore. And I shall give thee a right schooling back to thee stone age. Dost though accept?<br><br>(OK im now a medieval ninja knight, and I just asked for a duel for the thingy. meh. its late)

[Foxchild]

*jumps in and takes thingy while the two ninjas prepare to duel*

[Holyman83]

*Distracts Foxchild with something shine that is on fire too! and take the thingy*<br><br>*Calls down a taxi for his getaway*

[Tavis]

*careens over in a taxi to cut off another taxi that was responding to Holyman's hail*<br><br>'Allo! I take jou verr jou vandoo go! Ja? 'Op in!<br><br>*I grab Holyman by the shirt collar and pull him in the taxi. In a heartbeat, I drive off insanely and leave Holyman bouncing all around the back seat as the taxi swerves and weaves through traffic.*<br><br>I take jou 'ere! *I kick Holyman out of the taxi, despite his protests and saying "It's not fair!"* <br><br>Fare? I charge low fare! See 'ere? *waves Thingy about* I keep this! HAHAHA!<br><br>*drives off*

[Ozymandias]

Well it looks like Tavis has fooled us all again.<br><br>*climbs on noble ninja-steed and rides off after the cab*

[Holyman83]

*Loads his tranquilizer gun adjusting the pressure to full power*<br><br>This should be enough to knock out his tires<br><br>*Takes careful aim at Taviss Taxi when all of the sudden his cell phone rings*<br><br>HELLO <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> Im a little busies at the moment HOW MUCH?!?!?!? ok, Ill be their what are the objectives Youll tell me when I get their ok.<br><br>*hangs up cell phone*<br><br>man, I'll have to hurry to get there on time. I guess tavis will have to wait for later.