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Postby Ibun » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:04 pm

What do you get when you cross Nelly and an elephant?<br><br>Blamonge
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Postby Tavis » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:43 am

What is crunchier than it sounds?<br><br>candy

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Postby VisibilityMissing » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:06 am

How do you bribe a student?<br><br>dense fog
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Postby Tavis » Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:56 pm

What do you get when you introduce a roomful of students to a pre-course examination?<br><br>PTTS (Post-traumatic test syndrome)

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Postby Holyman83 » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:45 pm

What happens when you have 3 exames in one day?<br><br>Final exames
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Postby Zylo » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:47 am

What's the abbreviation for "Frick, I Never Actually Learned!" exams?<br><br>Homework.
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Postby Tavis » Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:37 pm

What is one of the biggest work-related oxymorons of all time?<br><br>The pointy-haired boss

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Postby Henohenomoheji » Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:56 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-DraganFox+Sep 1 2004, 03:47 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DraganFox @ Sep 1 2004, 03:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What's the abbreviation for "Frick, I Never Actually Learned!" exams?<br> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> whoa... good one...<br><br>Who does Dubya put to shame?<br><br>pocket lint
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Tavis » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:16 pm

What's Microsoft's final step in taking over the computer industry's miniaturized computer platforms probably going to be called?<br><br>A quantum singularity.

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Postby Ozymandias » Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:51 pm

What did Star Trek mention that prompted intelligent fans to get out those thinking caps?<br><br>(link here: <a href='http://www.cakes.mcmail.com/StarTrek/quantum.htm' target='_blank'>Ever wondered what the explosive yield of a photon torpedo was?</a>)<br><br>How To Be Cool
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Postby Holyman83 » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:00 pm

What is Averys Favorite book?<br><br>ice-cream<br>
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:02 pm

What did Millie attempt to eat $700 worth of?<br><br>Balloon.
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Ibun » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:04 pm

What red object did Nena see 99 of?<br><br>Mime
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Postby Ozymandias » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:52 pm

What is silent, French and pretends to know how to act?<br><br>A Slug
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Postby Ibun » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:03 pm

What did the pet shop owner have in place of a parrot?<br><br>Bubble
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