Please explain something obvious.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

If you're constipated enough then the waste come out through your mouth.

[Henohenomoheji]

and I have the ability to see into the future, but better than Kyle.

[Archaemic]

Man, the first time I read those I'm not quite sure I got them. After analyzing the first one, I'm pretty sure it is laxatives, and the second one...ew. And English IS my first language. Born and raised in the US. Hell, I've never even left the country. (I can say hell here, right?)

[Dr. Doog]

frankly my dear, we don't give a muffin.

[Gizensha]

Although most of us are willing to accept muffins. Or at least I am. Give me a muffin!

[Dr. Doog]

oh yeah!? well sniff my muffin!<br><br>hehe... i need to see that guy... um... tmy friend that is obsessed with muffins, that is. and salt. he eats salt plain. dang boys gonna die early...

[Gizensha]

Salt tastes good though. I used to overuse it until I went down a salt mine on a Poland visit. They have a cafe down there. I had a portion of chips. Due to where the chips were cooked, they were literally saturated with salt. Wow is all I can say.<br><br>The best part about there, though, is that they had saches of salt available in case your food wasn't salty enough <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Archaemic]

I always overuse salt. (This is getting off topic)

[Gizensha]

Most things here do.

[Dr. Doog]

<i><b>YOU'RE</b></i> GETTING OFF TOPIC.<br><br><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>THIS WHOLE <i>FORUM</i> IS GETTING OFF TOPIC!!!!!!!!</span><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>I alwaysed wanted to do that. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Dr. Dos]

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><b>GAME OVER MAN. GAME OVER.</b></span><br><br>I like salt a lot.

[Zylo]

I also use too much salt.<br><br>It's just so good, with it's salty goodness.

[Softpaw]

I used to, but I don't anymore.

[Zaaphod]

I use salt because it keeps the vampires away. Wait, no........ <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

[Gizensha]

Nothing wrong with vampires. Well, as long as they aren't Vampires then there can be a problem.<br><br>(Vampire, the blood sucking things with the teeth. Compared to vampire, the general quality of feeding via taking the 'life energy/blood/whatever' directly out of someone else.)