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- Ozymandias
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Yes, the lawn chair flight does sound like something Millie might try.<br><br>Only, it doesn't seem like Millie likes to put <i>herself</i> in peril, does it? She might convince someone else to do that.<br><br>The <a href='http://www.darwinawards.com/' target='_blank'>Darwin Awards</a> are great!
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Sly Fox Caught Stealing Kan. Newspapers</a> : No, Millie, Bad!
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://yanowhiz.2webh.com/assets/backspace.jpg' target='_blank'>BACKSPACE</a><br>Sorry dial-up peeps!<br>Sorry me...<br><br><span style='color:#64008D'><b>MOD EDIT</b>: 3.44 MEGS?!?! <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> This emoticon doesn't begin to cover it! By the way, that <b>scanned page</b> refers us to <a href='http://www.pcmag.com/backspace' target='_blank'>http://www.pcmag.com/backspace</a> for more.</span>
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Man Sentenced for Robbing Own Bank Branch</a> : I think he forgot his copy of <b>Bank Robbing for Dummies</b> . . .<br><br>Hey, wasn't this part of a Monty Python skit?
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Man Allegedly Leaves Heroin in Rental Car</a> : Sometimes, intelligence is required for running drugs . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Jul 16 2004, 07:03 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Jul 16 2004, 07:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> BACKSPACE<br>Sorry dial-up peeps!<br>Sorry me... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>For future occasions, I can show you some ways to clean up an image. Please inquire.<br><br>EDIT: I removed my copy of the image, and so the link is not valid.
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- Burning Sheep Productions
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Schwarzenegger Stands by'Girlie Men' Line</a>: Arnold must be glad that intellegence isn't a prerequisite for holding public office.
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
- Ozymandias
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<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Jul 19 2004, 04:43 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Jul 19 2004, 04:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Okay, I'll mention the size when it's a large file, but that's not my site so I can't do stuff to it.<br>And by "cleaning up an image" do you mean like, shuffling the info into a compact space and stuff and reducing the colours and the junk etc. to make it smaller? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Well, yeah, something of that measure. I was also suggesting removing the text that showed through the page by adjusting levels.. It makes a big difference. I should've known you wouldn't be that bad at scanning something. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Nude Man Covered in Nacho Cheese Arrested</a> : Don't try this at home . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
Someone must've told him "It's nacho birthday!" <br><br><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /icon8.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Sorry...
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<a href='http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/ ... TE=DEFAULT' target='_blank'>Wild Coyote Wanders Into Zoo in Chicago</a> : So, Chicago hasn't quite got its coyote problem under control . . .<br><br>Lincoln Park Zoo is almost on the lakefront, so this "Wiley" Coyote had to make it through about 15 miles (24 km) of city to get there. Who said that city folk don't notice anything . . .
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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