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Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:32 pm

grrrr.... MATH SHALT NOT DEFEAT VIDEO GAMES!!! *uses gamer meditation mind shield* *calculus problems crumble into dust* lets see GMA pull that one <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> *steals booster's train* *rides after lothar*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:35 pm

oh, so you want video games, do you? *uses his amazing "lag" to avoid all incoming fire, as well as detection* *Lobs a charged fusion shot at iyestorm* *Takes satisfaction the "clang" and "doink" sounds* GOTCHA!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:42 pm

aww... no fair!... try THIS on for size *throws a pie at lothar, which... isn't that great of a plan* *takes thingy*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:48 pm

Darn it, you and your darn pi's... *Casts "sine" at the pi in mid-air, turning it into zero* *Throws a sign at iyestorm, which clobbers him in the head* *Takes the Thingy and runs off*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:52 pm

ARG! double curse you and your wordplay! *calls mecha* it's on now... *fires super glue at lothar*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:02 pm

*Takes a pair of h's and an o, turns them into water, and dissolves the superglue* *replaces his h's and o by cubing the alphabet, leaving several extra letters* *takes the Thingy*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:06 pm

huh?... what? but how... but what... if... ugh, its like he's got the perfect counter for every attack i come up with... great, now i sound like a supervillian. hmm... i just noticed, how does he keep disappearing every so often, and coming back... when he posts his name isnt there.... hmm... its like he's invisible <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /> ...and me, all sleep deprived... wait, did i say all that out loud?

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:10 pm

Maybe because I'm not here, and then I'm here, and then I'm not? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> *Absentmindedly puts the Thingy into a load of laundry* Oh nuts! I hope it doesn't stain my nice shirt...

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:20 pm

*makes like a good differentiated exponential and... Stays there. A hole in the universe appears and drops a sock on my head.* Ooh.. where did this mysterious unpaired sock come from? *picks it up, finds thingy in it* Whoa, cool. *walks off innocently, leaving sock where it was*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:31 pm

just what the doctor ordered... *blasts tavis with superglue* *rides off with thingy*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:38 pm

Whoa! *raises Teflon shield* Come back here with my thingy! *flings partially dried superglue chunks at iyestorm and knocks thingy onto a wall* *notes Thingy is hopelessly superglued to wall.* Uhoh. *takes wall*

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:44 pm

here i am, walking along somewhere (where are we all now?), swinging my sledge hammer by my side. smashing things is so much fun.... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> oh! there's a wall! i'll smach it! *SMASH! SMASH! BANG! CLANG* clang? what went clang? ooooh! lookit! its a thingy on hte ground. i think i'll take it with me, maybe it will help me smash stuff. *walks off into the sunset with the thingy*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:02 pm

*gives penguinita a wedgie, tying it around said sledgehammer* That oughta slow ya down! haw! *takes thingy and runs for his life*

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:40 pm

Iyestorm runs for LIFE indeed, as he won the 100-yard dash in competition and won the game of LIFE boaregame. *takes thingy while he's distracted*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:53 pm

*realizes that iyestorm just got a Life, and Doctor Fred just gave his Life...* Strange. Hey, Doc, I see you're looking a little... *takes Iyestorm's Life and flings the game at the good doctor.* BOARD! hehehe *takes thingy as compensation for being such a Life-giving person..* *exits stage left*

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