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Deranged Mr. Pappy · Postby **Deranged Mr. Pappy** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:47 pm

Welcome to a small pet guide to maintaining a healthy wolf spider. The rules are very simple. Food: Be careful of which insect you choose since nature has given even the smallest creature a chance of survival. Sometimes, that chance is truely ment to turn the tide. A few basic diet suggestions are meal worms, flies and crickets. Wolf spiders are cannibalistic, so choose a spider that's smaller than your pet. For water, you can use a damp sponge in a soda pop cap. This type of watering has an advantange as the time to replace the water can be a day or two apart. Shelter: A container does not have to be huge, but it has to be large enough for the little critter to breath. Glass mason jars are quite easy to come by. You can add plants or objects to your pet's enviroment as long as they are not harmful to the spider. Again, the rules to keeping a spider alive are very simple. Food and shelter. To help you, the following algorythms are very easy to learn. A) Damp sponge in water. Desert showers incline westward. B) Meal Worms, flies, and crickets. Maple woods are fine and crafty. C) Glass mason jars Gilbert marries Joanne.

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:30 pm

*notices everyone in this thread has been participating constantly* *casts "differentiate" on all the constants, making them into nothing* *picks up the thingy*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:52 pm

*The nothing of Frankenmuth* Sounds like me, acts like me, almost looks like me...um... *Takes Thingy* Whatever

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:58 pm

*divides by Frankenmuth* *becomes "undefined"* *warps in, takes the thingy, and warps out*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:02 pm

uhhh.... what?! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' />

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:07 pm

you, quit talking, I differentiated you! *takes the thingy again*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:11 pm

how do you mean? i was already different from lots of people. ya didnt hafta make me more different. you think i should stop talking because im different? what are ya, nuts or something? ...hmm... the word "different" has officially started to make no sense whatsoever. and... could you untie me? please?

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:22 pm

*Unties iyestorm* Sorry, I forgot about you <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /> *takes thingy from LotharBot* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:27 pm

you're always so negative... *casts "square root" on Frankenmuth* We know the square root of something negative is imaginary... Now that you're only imaginary, I can take the Thingy without any trouble <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:32 pm

yes, but you forgot to take into account the fact that imagination can be realer than reality. havent you been doing your homework? yeesh, that concept is simpler than the pie factor

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:36 pm

darn, i guess we hafta wait for him to get back before that gag'll work. ah well... wanna set up an elaborate "snipethingy hunt"?

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:40 pm

frank, i know you're there! it says so at the bottom of the screen!

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:18 pm

It says you're here for 15 minutes after you leave... so you still thought I was here while I was out chillin' with the Thingy, which I am retaining posession of <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> Anyway... imaginary is defined as perpendicular to real, at least in this context. It's all very complex, really. Did you know if you exponentiate imaginary pie, you become negative? It's true!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:22 pm

but... that's not the pie factor. THIS IS!!! *splats a pie in lotharbot's face* *runs off to Booster tower with thingy*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:28 pm

*imagines some pie* *casts "exponentiate"* *becomes a negative one* Now that I'm negative, I can break things with reckless abandon, and act depressed at the same time. GRRRRRR! *Breaks into Booster tower* *Runs up to the top floor* *Ambushes iyestorm with a flurry of calculus problems* *Runs away with the Thingy*

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