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Ozymandias
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Well, seeing how Llwellyn gave Millie the bat... I'd bet that he's scared of spiders too <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Funny how her tail gets all bushy when he says that <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Yeah, probably...
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Anytime the tail gets all bushy, you know some insanity is about to go down.<br><br>Also, notice the spider in the bathroom follows Ozy's multi-hour excursion to the tub. Maybe Ozy is afraid of spiders, too, and needs Millie to vanquish it? Which would be odd, since the only thing Ozy seems to fear is Millie. And on occasion, Llewellyn =)
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So, the result:<br><br>Chaos Ensues?
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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<!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Jul 1 2004, 06:21 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Jul 1 2004, 06:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> So, the result:<br><br>Chaos Ensues? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> tune in this coming Tuesday to find out!
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<!--QuoteBegin-DraganFox+Jul 1 2004, 05:18 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DraganFox @ Jul 1 2004, 05:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Anytime the tail gets all bushy, you know some insanity is about to go down.<br><br>Also, notice the spider in the bathroom follows Ozy's multi-hour excursion to the tub. Maybe Ozy is afraid of spiders, too, and needs Millie to vanquish it? Which would be odd, since the only thing Ozy seems to fear is Millie. And on occasion, Llewellyn =) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I've got it!<br><br>Ozy must be a spider.
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Are we now cheering for Millie to beat on Ozy. . . that's hardly sporting.
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
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Isn't it time for the plot where Millie comes out, shall we say, without any hair?
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
- Sidney Harris
"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
under the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/01/03/ozy-and-millie-819/
<!--QuoteBegin-NHJ BV+Jul 1 2004, 02:55 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (NHJ BV @ Jul 1 2004, 02:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-VisibilityMissing+Jul 2 2004, 04:47 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (VisibilityMissing @ Jul 2 2004, 04:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Had to look that one up myself:<br><br><a href='http://www.darrylworley.com/' target='_blank'>Darryl Worley</a><br><br>Run away! Run Away! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Country music eh? Case closed <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Now now, country music itself isn't bad, there might be some country fans here (myself included, though not so much anymore, I listen to more rock now).<br><br>Now, Darryl Warley on the other paw, he does suck, I don't know how he got a record deal. Kinda cute, though 
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Ozymandias
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<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jul 2 2004, 11:58 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jul 2 2004, 11:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I've got it! Ozy's gonna give Millie a lecture about preserving life and all, Millie'll get bored and go away, and it'll transpire that the spider is Ozy's new pet! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> This kinda brings up an old question with anthro strips: why are some animals anthropomorphs, while things like spiders remain as they are IRL and are pests?<br><br>I say we start the campaign for spider equality! Stop oppressing the spider!
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