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(the egg came first - i can prove it too <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> )<br><br>I dunno...parking tickets are pretty evil....
The end is nigh!
No you see:<br><br>Definiton 1, chiken: Somethign haviong the genetic structure of a chicken.<br><br>Defnintion 2, chiken egg: And egg layed by the chiken and that hatches a chicken.<br><br><br>thus a chikin must have layed the first chiken egg. The first chiken hatched form an egg layed by something sligtly diferent then a chiken.<br><br><br><br>If you don't by that then consider the fact that the anchient Chineesse used to believe that the universe hatched form an egg layed by the cosmic chiken which came before all.<br><br>That the chiken came before everything!!! <br><br>Give me all your money!!!!
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Never! I need my money!<br><br>Well, actually, when the parent DNA comes together, it is first mutated into a chicken. So definition 2 is a bit wrong...The Chicken embryo is inside the egg. The parents weren't chickens but the egg was a chicken egg. Because it had a chicken in it. (this could go on a long time)
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<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Jun 25 2004, 02:27 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Jun 25 2004, 02:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Yess... only evil would give Millie sugar when she's on one of these crusades. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Sugar does not encourage evil....but it sure as heck helps it along.
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<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Jun 25 2004, 01:32 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Jun 25 2004, 01:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br><br><br>If you don't by that then consider the fact that the anchient Chineesse used to believe that the universe hatched form an egg layed by the cosmic chiken which came before all.<br> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> The cosmic chicken... <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> Maybe that's the name of Llewellyn's hat.<br><br>Anyway, I sense the Revolution of 2004 drawing near...
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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You know, Llwellyn must make AWESOME cookies, if Millie and Locke can't talk around a bite of em.<br><br>So rich, thick and gooey.... mmmm.<br><br>Maybe he puts thickener in the batter?
Excerpts from the notebooks of Lazarus Long:<br><br>Rub her feet.<br><br>Certainly the game is rigged, but don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.<br><br>Small change can often be found under couch cushions.
<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Jun 26 2004, 05:32 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Jun 26 2004, 05:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> thus a chikin must have layed the first chiken egg. The first chiken hatched form an egg layed by something sligtly diferent then a chiken. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> The other kids at elementary school never understood me when I told them that <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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