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Postby Tavis » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:19 am

Why is it I can't roll a perfect 20?<br><br>Practice.
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Postby Jerry Roosevelt » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:24 am

How does Jennifer Lopez get so good at weddings?<br><br>Bribery.
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:21 pm

How do you get something done in Chicago?<br><br>wheat toast
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Postby The J.A.M. » Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:14 pm

[...unWARP!!!] <br><br>Good evening. <br><br><br>What did the Inquisition executioner say when the victim asked him if there were any alternatives to beheading?<br><br>pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis<br><br><br>Zacatepngolas! <br><br>Until next time, remember: <br><br>I <br><br>AM <br><br>THE <br><br>J.A.M. <br><br>Good evening. <br><br>[WARP!!!]
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Postby Ankaris » Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:39 pm

For $500, what is a rare and very nasty cold like disease contracted near volcanic hot spots?<br><br>Oh come on, there's only maybe... 120?
Oh dear lord sig is fubar. o_o
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:11 pm

How many pencils have you passed out if there are 24 left out of a gross?<br><br>2 bars of soap, 4 towels, and 2 washclothes
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
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"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:23 pm

what's the minimum amount we need to steal from the holiday inn in order to alter the rotation of the earth so to for make meteors fall and make some minor dents in it?<br><br>heh, inn in. hehehe.<br><br><br>collision
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
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Postby Tavis » Thu Jun 24, 2004 12:09 am

What happens in phone tag when both people get sent to voice mail?<br><br>System Failure
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Postby tragedy » Thu Jun 24, 2004 12:15 am

what happens to every windows operating system<br><br><br>there are racoons everywhere!!!!!!!!!
isn't that spit on your neck kick you in the crotch fantastic
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Postby norsenerd » Thu Jun 24, 2004 12:49 am

what is my dream?<br><br>Sanity
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:09 am

what doesn't exist?<br><br>time
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:15 am

What's a mental construct based on the increase of entropy in the universe?<br><br>ferry to the mainland
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:04 am

What will disappoint you greatly if you expected this on the KORL?<br><br>He come to town!
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
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Postby norsenerd » Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:53 am

Waht did satnta clause do?<br><br>Got shot by my Great Uncle.
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Postby Tavis » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:10 am

What beats being run over by reindeer?<br><br>Jello death match.
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