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Postby Henohenomoheji » Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:00 am

What?! GO DIRECTLY TO E-BAY!!! DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT COLLECT $200, THE THINGY, THE CALVINBALL, A NEAT DISHWASHER, A POPSICLE, OR THE PRIZE BEHIND DOOR NUMBER TWO!!! <br>*army sarge voice* LET'S GO HUP TWO HUP TWO MOVE IT!!! DROP AND GIMME 50!!! NOW!!! <br><br>now I'll hide the croquet card with one of the other players.
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Thu Jun 03, 2004 3:12 pm

*Walks in late* Hey, I'm in! Hmm.... I guess I'll be... the furry two tailed fox piece...<br><br>*Rolls double sixes and lands on... Lottery Corner*<br><br>*Draws a card*<br><br>IRS comes knocking on your door.... pay 99% of your money directly to the bank...<br><br>Damn them....<br><br>*Plays Reversal Card*<br><br>Hahahahahahaha!! I've reversed the effects of the card.... now the IRS has to pay ME 99% of THEIR money.... collect 2.7 quadrillion dollars.... awesome!! <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Fri Jun 04, 2004 7:57 am

Does Mr. Two Tail Fox get another go?
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:40 am

no, he cheated the-<br>*pauses as the two tailed fox slips iyestorm some $$$*<br>I mean, yes, of course he gets another turn...
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:00 am

Okay....<br><br>*Rolls*<br><br>Hmm.... a 5....I land on.... Bachelorville.... price $309.45....Sounds perfect for me! I'll take it!
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Postby Medved » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:09 pm

Yay! my turn<br><br>*rolls dice and moves pice 5 spaces*<br><br>*picks up card*<br><br>When you pass go collect thingy and get out of debt card! yay!<br><br>k im done whoever is next go
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Postby Nyss » Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:49 pm

I was playing all along. you just didn't notice. See? My piece is the 'Official Llwellyn inaction Figure'.<br><br>*rolls a 5*<br><br>ooo! Desolate swampland, 500$!<br><br>*buys*<br><br>Rules: roll to see if you catch Malaria.<br><br>awww.
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:29 pm

OOT: I just thought of this.... what's the turn order of the game? Or is there one?
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:08 pm

I think there was and would work more orderly if it did, but some people aren't online as much and it'd be annoying to wait...<br><br>I don't really know... get away with what you can, but make sure nobody draws the "Evil Judge Card" DUN DUN DUN!!!!<br><br>Ha! there, I just jinxed you all.
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Postby Jerry Roosevelt » Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:59 pm

*rolls a negative 3 somehow* Ooh, get out of eBay.<br><br>Hm, Draw A Card and get $300.<br><br>*draw* <br><br>Drat, Evil Judge Card. Thanks a lot, iye.<br><br>...oh, wait, I have it upside down. It says 'You have won $10 for being in second place in a beauty contest.'
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:03 pm

hmm... what was Monarx doing in a beauty contest?
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:12 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-iyestorm+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (iyestorm)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> hmm... what was Monarx doing in a beauty contest? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Arrrr, It was a pirate beauty contest, matey!<br><br><br>My turn! *Rolls* <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> A.... 1,975,108,974...?!<br><br>[moves piece for about an hour and finally lands on...]<br><br>Sweet! Vulpesville! and only a measly $5000? I'll take it!
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Postby Nyss » Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:05 am

Nevermind turn order. This game doesn't have any definite rules.<br><br>*rolls a 15*<br><br>oooh!<br><br>*draws from the chance pile*<br><br>you step on a land mine. pay 100$ and lose a turn to get your legs reattached.<br><br>-flips over card-<br><br>Sue the land mine company for 1000$! yay!
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:22 am

*Talking to Two Tailed Fox.*<br><br>Hey, you want the croquet card?<br>Leave half your money in my pocket and it's yours. <!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Jerry Roosevelt » Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:15 pm

*Rolls dice... 4.*<br><br>Great, stuck between Jabroni Drive and Know Your Role Avenue.
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