Conspiracies.

[Tavis]

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+May 22 2004, 11:55 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ May 22 2004, 11:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Where do all the pens go!? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Oh that would be here. I really need to figure out how to redistribute the boxes filled with them before they bury my dresser.

[Jerry Roosevelt]

Uh oh. Those soft cushions were tough, but I'm not liking the sound of that chair.<br><br>PS: Bob Barker is a robot.

[Muninn]

They're planning to replace Bush before the election with an Industrial Lights and Magic animatronic robot capable of double the facial expressions, triple the bodily movements and a vastly improved command of simple grammer and pucntuation.<br><br>In connection with that conspiracy someone somewhere will definitely screw up the robot in some tiny unnoticable yet critical way util it is too late. While travelling the country picking up votes the robot will turn into its default settings of 'lumberjack droid'. Donning an axe he will go on a berserk orgy of blood and gore killing dozens before he is stopped by Fox Child and Midnight.<br><br>Further in connection with that conspiracy, Fox Child and Midnight will have a burger eating contest afterwards from which they will be abducted by aliens from Uranus. They will escape after a hardy battle to save the galaxy from the aliens evil plot to stop the countdown of any device at 007 seconds. Having escaped Foxchild takes a perfect picture of the ufo, providing unalterable truth that aliens do exist. But as he stands legs apart, arm extended, looking heroic, Bigfoot pulls down his pants distracting Fox Child as the Loch Ness Monster snaps the photograph off his hand. Then with Bigfoot, it holds onto Optimus Prime as they fly towards the ufo.

[Miles E Traysandor]

Dragon Conspiracy #4985739475: Miles will never get a girlfriend, not even if his life depended on it...<br><br>Riiight.... I'm working on that one, mmkay?

[norsenerd]

Yes. You're that important Miles.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+May 24 2004, 03:47 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ May 24 2004, 03:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+May 22 2004, 11:55 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ May 22 2004, 11:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Where do all the pens go!? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Oh that would be here. I really need to figure out how to redistribute the boxes filled with them before they bury my dresser. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Don't worry! I'll fly over there and pick them up!<br><br>*Spreads wings.*<br><br>Wait... I don't have wings do I?<br><br>*Vanishes in a puff of logic.*

[Henohenomoheji]

Here, thread! *whistles* here boy! come here! *makes kissing sounds* nice thread, come back... aw, that's right. who's a good thread? Who's a good thread? you're a good thread.<br><br>anyway, back on topic, comspiracy #43D1: the media will continue to grow dumber and dumber until somebody gets initiative to do something about it and all the other evils in the world. This individual will be captured, studied, and subsequently dissected to find out the cause of his/her initiative...

[erikbarrett]

NO!!! NO DISSECTIONS!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!