pun after another

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun May 02, 2004 3:20 am

Oh, the random pun-givers always leave me with an earful of corny puns.

Jerry Roosevelt · Postby **Jerry Roosevelt** » Sun May 02, 2004 3:26 am

(Niiiiice.) You sure creamed those punsters.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sun May 02, 2004 3:42 am

yeah, they got whipped

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Mon May 03, 2004 1:47 am

Yep, I got knocked onto my can.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Thu May 06, 2004 3:31 am

Hmm, it appears I killed this thread........ Maybe I can resurrect it with an old, dumb joke: Why did the man start a pizza store? He wanted to make a lot of dough.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun May 16, 2004 10:06 pm

D'OH! It looks like your saucy post left this topic flat.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon May 17, 2004 12:42 am

the guy shoulda opened a flapjack store...

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon May 17, 2004 12:54 am

He would have, but he waffled.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Mon May 17, 2004 2:31 am

Pity. With a store like that he could really bring home the bacon.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon May 17, 2004 9:10 pm

well, if some people weren't such pigs with their money...

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Tue May 18, 2004 2:39 am

And if you run out of money, you wallow in misery.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue May 18, 2004 2:45 am

and, conversely, if you have a lot of cash you become a miser.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Wed May 19, 2004 9:02 pm

Iye can't find the pun in what you said, Iye've been stymied.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed May 19, 2004 9:04 pm

well, people with a lot of cash do tend to become porky...

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed May 19, 2004 10:54 pm

I believe the phrase you are looking for is "high on the hog."

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