stuff.

[Henohenomoheji]

23% of worldwide photocopier accidents are caused by people photocopying their butts.<br><br>and now for our feature presentation:<br><br>A duck's quack doesn't echo, and nobody knows why.<br><br>Now, as you have probably guessed by now, I got these from some humor website. Of course, I can't just post spam in here, and I never planned to. I actually have a discussion topic. Which is: (drum roll, please) <br><br>da Da DA DUN!!!<br><br>How much cash do you think these guys are gonna blow trying to find out WHY a ducks quack doesn't echo. echo. echo. heh, sorry.<br><br>Edit: when I say "these guys" I mean A) "They", <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--> Whoever's in charge of the research and stuff here, or C) anyone.

[Dr. Doog]

<!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--> isn't a letter.

[Zaaphod]

"B" followed by ")" automatically turns into <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->.<br><br>Anyway, about the quacking, the notion that a duck's quack doesn't echo is an urban legend.<br><br>See <a href='http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/b ... k_echo.htm' target='_blank'>this urban legends site</a> and <a href='http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/scienc ... uck.quack/' target='_blank'>this CNN site</a> for further info.<br>

[Salad Man]

Actually, a duck's quack <i>does</i> echo. It's just difficult to hear. They tested it on "Mythbusters."<br><br><a href='http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duc ... r><br>EDIT: Curse you, Zaaphod!

[Henohenomoheji]

darn. that shoots down that discussion.<br><br>well...<br><br>hmmm...<br><br>who else here hasn't yet photocopied their butt yet?

[Salad Man]

Iyestorm just got served!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Charlie Chaplin got 3rd place in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest.

[Henohenomoheji]

as did Dolly Parton. But Iye wanted to talk about worldwide stuff... stuff that we could laugh at... Iye mean, I know it's hard to find, but... Iye almost found something...

[Dr. Doog]

Iye noticed Iyestorm said <br><!--QuoteBegin-iyestorm+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (iyestorm)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Iye mean, I know<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>and ha, snopes trumps your urbanledgends.about.com thingy-dingy-flingy!

[Dr. Dos]

I believe it was some Marx brother look-alike contest... the real guy entered and placed horribly, they said he couldn't do his trademark walk at all.

[Henohenomoheji]

What did Iye say the rule was about using "Iye"?!<br><br>ah well, I guess I'll let it slide, cause you're the doppelganger here, it's your job...<br><br>and the usage of "I" was intentional. Iye don't want typing "Iye" for "I" to become a natural reflex.

[Dr. Dos]

Iye'm sorry. Iye never saw such a post. Now Iye know.

[Henohenomoheji]

DARN YOU YOU MADE ME MISS!!!!<br><br>you're not doing to me what your avatar is doing to ozy are you?

[Dr. Doog]

Iye don't know. probably.<br><br><!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Burning Sheep Productions]

*Is laughing.*