1 - I'd ban fursuits, tails, ears...all that crap as I hate it.
2 - No rave, electronica, house...or any "dance" music at all. If it doesn't contain guitars, it's not played.
3 - Everyone has to tell me how great they think my comic is.
4 - People are "sanitised" upon entry. BO is a NO-GO.
5 - Over 18s only as I'd entend to be drinking the entire con.
That's not a furry convention, that's just a lame party.
I'll tear up your invite then, shall I?
Also - wine I agree has no place at a party, what exactly is wrong with cheese?
*guests show up in fursuits*
"DUDE THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST CON EVER!"
Rooster: I'm sorry, all fursuits and furry paraphernalia is banned from this event
"Oh...okay then....well can we at least dance?"
Rooster: Sure, I'll put on some Metallica records. And you're over 18 right?
"....yes"
Rooster: Okay then, you can come in. BUT FIRST I need you to take a bath in Lysol
".....Dude this is lame. C'mon guys, lets' go have sex somewhere else"