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Postby Muninn » Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:24 pm

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw a lightbulb?<br>One, but it takes him 10 episodes to do it.

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Postby Foxchild » Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:27 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Apr 12 2004, 10:24 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Apr 12 2004, 10:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw a lightbulb?<br>One, but it takes him 10 episodes to do it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> isn't THAT the truth!
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Postby Phoxphyre » Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:26 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Apr 13 2004, 01:24 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Apr 13 2004, 01:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw a lightbulb?<br>One, but it takes him 10 episodes to do it.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Amen.

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Postby Zylo » Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:35 am

I will have to agree on that one. But then the lightbulb is defective and breaks, and a whole 'nother 67-episode "saga" starts. The success of that show will forever remain a mystery to me. Also a mystery is the reason why I used to watch it. The world may never know.
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:03 pm

I remember an episode that only progressed a fight with two punches and a kick.
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Postby norsenerd » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:25 pm

See. Some people wounder why I don't watch TV.
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Postby Gizensha » Tue Apr 13, 2004 7:50 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-DraganFox+Apr 13 2004, 05:35 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DraganFox @ Apr 13 2004, 05:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I will have to agree on that one. But then the lightbulb is defective and breaks, and a whole 'nother 67-episode "saga" starts. The success of that show will forever remain a mystery to me. Also a mystery is the reason why I used to watch it. The world may never know. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> It's quite simple, really. You try it because people around you watch it, and at the same point you realise that no, it's not you, this really is utter trash and has no hope of getting better you also realise that it's got you hooked.<br><br>Quite amazing, really.
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:15 pm

I thought it was because of all the pretty lights. same reason nobody played earthbound. no pretty lights.<br><br>Stupid Starmen Supers...
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby erikbarrett » Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:27 pm

I didn't play Earthbound but I did play Super Mario RPG. And Paper Mario. Fun stuff. I'll be starting Mario & Luigi whenever I get the time...
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:57 pm

Paper Mario wasn't as good as Super Mario RPG IMHO.<br><br>haven't played the third one yet.
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Dr. Doog » Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:27 pm

third?
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:08 am

The GBA one.
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Dr. Doog » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:16 am

oh yeah, that's hard.
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:50 am

Knock knock.
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:25 am

Mo-o-om! The door's makin' weird noises!<br>That's because someone's knocking on it!<br>Oh, okay.<br><br>Who's there?
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