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[datherman]

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[Hyperion]

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[Hyperion]

http://l4d.com/blog/post.php?id=2510

[Tarukai]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/1174098163.html

[Segovia]

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[Dr. Sticks]

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[Hyperion]

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/combat/combatModifiers.htm

[Segovia]

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Mozzarella where we lay our scene,
From forth the fatal cheeses of these two foes,
A pair of star crossed lovers take their lifes.

Poor Mild, only son of Cheddar.
For he is love sick and there is no hope of getting better.
For he was inlove with Parmigiano-Reggiano,
A love that was surely a no go.

One day Mild was talking with his two chums,
Brea and Monterey was their names ,
Then a servant of Swiss, the enemy of Cheddar,
Ask them to read the guest list of his masters party
Because he simply was that dumb.
Brea and Monterey decided to crash the party,
As if it was some kind of game.

As they entered the house of Swiss,
Queso, kinsman of swiss, surely didn't miss,
That this was a Cheddar, his mortal foe,
So he tells his uncle is epic woe.

Shut up you idiot! Lord Swiss did say,
Quit your nonsense or you'll rue this day.
Mild isn't doing anything can you see,
Enjoy yourself and as well as the party.

Queso cursed under his breath, I'll get you for this mild.
I swear it on the life of my unborn child!

Something magical happened that night.
For Mild did see,
A cheese so gorgeous,
Chevre, the cheese of his fantasy.

Alas Chevre was the only daughter of Swiss,
But too late! They already kissed!
They broken they're family taboo!
But I don't hear anyone crying boo-hoo.

So they escape from the party,
They run to Friar Feta's cell.
Where they decided to married,
which was also forbidden as well.

The next day Mild was in a excellent mood.
But that feeling didn't last too well.
Queso killed, Monterey,
So Mild killed him as well.

Prince Provolone spared Mild, the death penalty and damnation in hell,
But to excile him from Mozzarella,
Now he weeps in Friar Feta's cell.

Chevre weeps to but the Swisses think for Queso,
So they do what they think right.
To marry her and Count Fondue,
Three days from tonight.

But Chevre doesn't want to marry Fondue!
To Friar Feta she goes,
Friar Feta gives here potion,
That makes it seem as if the blood drained from her head and her toes.

On the Night before the wedding and with the potion in her hand,
She fakes her death,
Now she lies in the Swiss vault
Instead of a grave dug inot the land.

Before the Friar's plans reach Mild,
His servant brings him bad news.
"Chevre is dead,"
"I defy you stars! I really do!"

So with some new poison off to Chevre he goes,
Along the way he meets Fondue,
They fight and Fondue falls,
Mild killed Fondue. Oh noes!

Mild drinks the poison to end his misery,
Chevre wakes up, feeling kind of drowsy.
"Oh no Mild is dead!" she said,
I shall stab myself so that together we shall be dead.

Now in both families they will be missed,
They put aside their fued, and bring peace.
Now they mourn the loss,
Of Mild Cheddar and his Chevre Swiss.

[Arloest]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZxM2xE1ZRU

[klimt]

Music you have in common includes Belle and Sebastian and Nine Inch Nails.

[datherman]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AE1F1711

[Hyperion]

Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling alright?

[PivotDX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X61zC630 ... annel_page

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