Funny IM/Chat Thread

[datherman]

<SwimSwimSwim> CA is the swimsona state
<+Bocaj> Swimsona? Is that like roleplaying large bodies of water?
<SwimSwimSwim> I'm like the red sea if you get in with me ur gonna get salty
<+Bocaj> O_O

[datherman]

Double-post for the lulz.

<Fritz> pants my hoof hurts
<Fritz> this cut is killing me ;_;
<Fritz> where's tai
<Fritz> he knows about biology and could explain my mystery cut
* SwimSwimSwim is now known as Tai
<Tai> you stepped on some shit
<Tai> the shit was sharp

[Steve the Pocket]

[02:35] Bocaj: Awww, I care for you too Muffinsticks.
[02:35] MuffinSticks: Like a sister?
[02:36] Bocaj: My sister is a specter that haunts me. So, maybe.
[02:36] MuffinSticks: You killed her?
[02:37] Bocaj: Nahhhh.
[02:38] MuffinSticks: Oh so she just died in some way that was your fault, and she swore revenge
[02:38] MuffinSticks: Which prevents her from leaving earth
[02:38] Bocaj: The important thing is that I sacrifice a vole every Solistace or she'll find me.
[02:39] MuffinSticks: She'll find you eventually no matter what you do if she searches hard enough
[02:39] Bocaj: Thats when I throw the voles at her.

[MuffinSticks]

Hooray I was in that one
But IMO the rest of it was better.

[Baconsticks]

[22:53] <Arloest> FUrries made me view animated movies and make me think "I'd tap that"

[likeafox]

<Tai> Ok I'm not sure on this one
<Tai> is it quarters or quarter's when referring to "personal quarters"
<Zaaphod> quarters
<Tai> got it right. Tai 3, MS word 1
<Zaaphod> the apo'strophe doe's NOT mean "look out, here come's an 'S!"

[datherman]

<Tai> I am
<Tai> delicious
<Astro> I agree!
<@Tarukai> indeed
* @Tarukai noms Tai
<DanTheMan> this is caketown?
<Tai> NO
<Tai> I have a cheesecake sona
<DanTheMan> really
<Tai> plain jane all the way
<Tai> oh babby work that silverware
* Joins: MuffinSticks (Muffin@Acidchat-C6E86B20.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)
<Tai> ALL THE WAY INSIDE ME
<@Tarukai> XD
<MuffinSticks> I like how thats the first thing I see
<@Tarukai> that timing couldn't have been any more perfect.

[MuffinSticks]

[20:49] =-= Misty is now known as GaryOak
[20:49] <GaryOak> You can't ignore my girth.

[Æron]

<Tai> Ok I'm not sure on this one
<Tai> is it quarters or quarter's when referring to "personal quarters"
<Zaaphod> quarters
<Tai> got it right. Tai 3, MS word 1
<Zaaphod> the apo'strophe doe's NOT mean "look out, here come's an 'S!"

Was this recent? Zaaphod came back? (Briefly?)

[likeafox]

No, it's from yeeaaars ago. I still thought it was worth sharing though.

[Tarukai]

[21:11:03] <Ibun> I love you all
[21:11:20] <D-puff> We know =3
[21:11:22] <Baconsticks>
[21:11:34] <Ibun> In the gayest way possible
[21:11:47] <D-puff> We know =(

[MuffinSticks]

Revive!

[23:43] <Introspection> you should've kicked him in the nuts. Through the internets.
[23:44] <MuffinSticks> I wouldve if that was possible
[23:44] <Introspection> It is, you just have to try REALLY hard.
[23:44] <MuffinSticks> =O
[23:44] <MuffinSticks> *focuses his willpower*
[23:44] <Introspection> yes, go on
[23:44] <Introspection> you can do it
[23:44] <MuffinSticks> *kicks a platypus in the nuts*
[23:44] <Introspection> OH GOD YES
[23:44] <Introspection> MOAR
[23:44] <MuffinSticks> Haha
[23:44] <Introspection> ...uh
[23:44] <Introspection> you didn't see that.
[23:44] <MuffinSticks> Sorry im out of willpower
[23:45] <Introspection> aw
[23:45] <MuffinSticks> Thats going on the funny chat thread
[23:45] <Introspection> :DDD
[23:45] <MuffinSticks> Just to humiliate you
[23:45] <Introspection> :DDDDDDD

[Tarukai]

[21:53:01] <Aeron> In the western world the most common cause, accounting for about 30%-50% of cases, is intercourse. Of those, woman-on-top positions resulting in impact against the female pelvis or perineum and bending laterally are most common.
[21:53:07] <BSP> Time for lunch!

[MuffinSticks]

[21:31] <Sven> Except that time when you felt up your cousin in the garage
[21:31] <Aeron> (this is actually true)

[Æron]

BAD TIMING