The Thingy

HerrSkofild · Postby **HerrSkofild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:25 am

::goinks the thingy from Frankenmuth, wondering what he has been smoking:: duuuuuuuuuuuuude....

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:32 am

dude, did u just call frankenmuth a he? even the poor little noob knows she is a she Edit: oh, wait... you were talking about yourself there... i get it... you're drugged, but i type like i am when i'm not and... what was i talking about again? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' />

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:33 am

*takes Thingy from HerrSkofild while he's drugged up* *eats Thingy* ... Tastes like chicken...

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:36 am

*thinks of way to get Thingy out of Salad Man*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:38 am

enjoys stealing while on school grounds... wait, wrong board.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:00 am

*ponders inducing vomiting on Salad Man like I did Lotharbot* Nah.. *sneaks a Toilet of Thingy Extraction into all the guy's bathrooms and waits for his plumbing to return the Thingy...* *gets beat up and swirlied can by a bunch of unfortunate guys that sat in said toilet* Owwwwowwww blub blub ewwwww *still waits for Salad Man to finish his business as I take a dozen showers* Flaming Poo!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:01 am

............................................................................................................................................................................. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /sleep.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sleep.gif' /> Edit: i missed yet AGAIN???!!!! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> <!--emo&

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Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:04 am

*decides to ignore thingy completely (like was done before) and do target practice on the people nearest*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:25 am

*Hopes I'm not a target* *Thinks about how to get Thingy* Think Think Think Think Think Think *Taps head* *Finds Thingy on floor* What the ? *Picks up Thingy and goes on my merry way* That worked out nicely

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:30 am

*slaps bunches of little target stickers on Frankenmuth and leaps away as bunches of odd things use Frankenmuth as a target... Nerf darts, beanbags, paintballs, paper wads both dry and spittle-soaked, water balloons, Jello balloons, balloon animals, paper airplanes, plushies, a scale model of the Hindenberg, dolls, dice, a remote control, and one of Lotharbot's fake thingies* *I snatch the real thingy, making sure it was genuine, before I run off like Hobbes* Whoo hoo hoo! *edit* Eww. This thing still smells like poo. *washes thingy in hot water and lots of antibacterial soap*

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:38 am

Little did Tavis know what horrors awaited him in the soap... for the evil Dr. Salad had placed a flesh-eating virus in it! As the virus devoured Tavis' flesh, Dr. Salad stole the Thingy! Has Dr. Salad finally won? What will become of our hero, Tavis? And what is the secret behind this mysterious Thingy? Tune in next week to find out!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:39 am

{target: frankenmuth} {status: obliterated} {....searching fornewtargets} .............................................. ___ | ___ targeting.... ..............................................|.......|........| ........................................ -----------|----------- ............................................. |___ | ___| ..................................................... |

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:43 am

AHHHHH! *Runs from the Nerf darts, beanbags, paintballs, paper wads both dry and spittle-soaked, water balloons, Jello balloons, balloon animals, paper airplanes, plushies, a scale model of the Hindenberg, dolls, dice, a remote control, and one of Lotharbot's fake thingies* I'll get for this Tavis! *is obliterated*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:49 am

Curse you, Dr. Salad! *develops cure for virus and some awesome skin and muscle grafting for my hands* *chases the evil Dr. Salad with a cheese grater and a salad fork!* Fork over the thingy, Dr. Salad, or you will be feeling grate! *growls* *reclaims the Thingy for myself and tosses the Salad.* EDIT: *is quite pleased with my use of salad-related puns in this post*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:53 am

Can I be unobliterated now? Good *Takes Thingy from pun-ful Tavis* *sticks target on Tavis's butt and watches as the Nerf darts, beanbags, paintballs, paper wads both dry and spittle-soaked, water balloons, Jello balloons, balloon animals, paper airplanes, plushies, a scale model of the Hindenberg, dolls, dice, a remote control, and one of Lotharbot's fake thingies starts to pelt him* Stick another target on me and you'll get worse

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