Define 'Cynical' Awards 2008? O rly?

[LewisTheTank]

IF I even cared to get involved in the first place, this is my award...

You sound like you want an award, which disqualifies you from this category.

Phine, phorget I said NEthing...

[Angstwolf]

Yeah, but you'd lose.

What about the person who most wants an award for the sake of it?

You might have this one covered. ;D

[Rooster]

YES!

I'll start clearing out the trophy cubbord of all the ones I simply bought at the shops then!

[TyVulpine]

Don't bother, I guess. This thread is D.A.A.D....

[Liz]

Aw........

[Ibun]

I stole the awards. The 'stache made me do it.

[Muninn]

You do have that moustache-twirling silent movie era villain look to you in that picture.

[Trance]

He looks more like the Swedish Chef suffering from heroin withdrawal.

[nickspoon]

I think we ought to do this, still. I'll sort out some categories and a thread and such tomorrow if nobody else steps in.

[Angstwolf]

My offer to count the votes still stands.

[Liz]

I think we ought to do this, still. I'll sort out a lot of categories and a thread and such tomorrow if nobody else steps in.

Fixed.

[Æron]

This thread needs a stimulus package. So, here it is. I'm going to try to push it along by commandeering the process.

I'm going to take suggestions for categories until this Saturday, March 21 at 12:01 AM PST. I will post the final list sometime on Saturday. Voting will take place via PM to a chosen count tallier the week of March 22-28. Voting will officially close on Sunday, March 29 at 12:01 AM PST.

During the voting period, you're welcome to post (in the thread I'll post the final list of categories in) a list of your 'nominations' for each category, which will be unofficial but will help suggest candidates to other voters. However, don't comment on others' choices, just list; we don't want ANY arguing, discussion, or negative comments being made. I'll also try to keep a aggregated, master list of all nominations up to date. (Subject to change)

Below is the list of categories I have generated using last year's categories, suggestions in this thread so far, and some I've come up with myself. I'm hoping for more category suggestions or opinions on current categories that should be modified or cut by this Friday, which is when I'll finalize the list. (Subject to change)

Best Newbie of the Year
Most Charismatic
Member of Year
Funniest Member
Best Veteran
Most Frequently Off Topic
Artist-Favorite Artist
Artist-Best Furry Artist
Artist-Favorite Drawing of the Year
Artist-Most Unique Style
Most Musical
Furriest Member
Person You Most Want Back
Most Level Headed
Friendliest Member
Best Community Spirit
Lifetime Achievement Award
Meme of the Year
Best Avatar
Angela's Most Devoted Follower
Most Likely to Lick the Pope
Undoubtedly Eats the Most Rutabegas
Most Cynical
Best Thread Starter
Thither Memorial Award
Best IRC Denizen
Won The Most Awards Award

Let's do this!

[nickspoon]

Sorry I didn't get round to sorting this out. I'll be happy to facilitate where I can.

[Ibun]

Best Newbie of the Year
Most Charismatic
Member of Year
Funniest Member
Best Veteran
Most Frequently Off Topic
Most Musical
Furriest Member
Most Level Headed
Friendliest Member
Best Community Spirit
Lifetime Achievement Award
Best Avatar
Angela's Most Devoted Follower
Most Likely to Lick the Pope
Most Cynical
Best Thread Starter
Thither Memorial Award
Won The Most Awards Award

Let's do this!

This seems all kind of pointless since I would surely win all of these awards if the voting was fair and unbalanced.

[Bocaj Claw]

You dare think you're more likely to enjoy the papal tasting more than me? This is an outrage and a denouement!