Segovia, we love thee

[MuffinSticks]

I don't know about you guys, but Segovia is a huge part of my life right now. He's the reason I go to DC during school instead of working on the graduation-required project that I'm severely behind on. He's the only reason I laugh anymore. He taught me what it means to truly laugh at someone (in a respectful way). He is so important to me, I decided to document his most precious of posts so I could keep them forever, in case he gets banned or leaves for rlzy (really). So anyway, I don't know bout you all, but having a written record that allows me to remember segovia for ever and ever is very important to me. I post this log that I spent hours copying and pasting for anyone who feels the same way, and wishes to keep this and treasure Segovia, in all his precious transformations, for ever and ever and ever.

and ever.



Hello Everyone! My name is Johnathan and I am new to this site. However I

have been a fan of Ozy and Millie for some quite time now. Anyway as I

read the strip I learned that Millie listens to some Artists that are against war

(John Lennon, Bobby Delon). Naturally when I think of war protest I think

of the band System of a Down. So I figured that if Millie likes bands that

speak out against war wouldn't Millie listen to System of a down? I know

what you may be thinking that Millie wouldn't listen to such trash and

rubbish, but I have feeling that with SoaD's political message would probably

attracted her a long time ago. Especially with songs like BYOB, War?, and

Hypnotize. Anyway that is my opinion and you may think diffrently and that's

okay. I don't mind since we all I have the right to freedom of speech. Well

that's all I have for right now and you could expect to hear from me again

pretty soon.
Thank you for listening

(by the way my avitar is an original sketch done by me. If you like it please

tell me. Thank you.)

I appriciate your responses and actually System of a down is a alternative

MEHTUL band. Also to those for whom do not like SoaD, you don't have to like

them in order to agree or disagree with me.

Okay this is a game I sometimes play with my brother. First say say an

O&M quote and say who said it. Easy, right?

I just said that in the other post. Everybody reading: DO NOT POST

ANYTHING ON THIS THREAD ANYMORE! Let just let it sink into the

archives of this website so that way no one could see this embarrasing post.

I may not be a good speller but I do know proper grammer. I just choose

not to proof read my texts because I feel that they are not worthy of such

attention.

What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them the harder they get.

After watching batman, I've created my own nickname!
I am the Riddler. Hear me roar!

Isn't this odd and Ironic? I used to think that comics rot your brain, but now

here I am the biggest comic geek you ever met.

I'm hungry and It is almost breakfast time and I am in the mood for Bacon

and egg tacos, so I'm going with bacon.

What chat room?

That reminds me of another joke.

There were two boys named Shut up and Trouble.

Oh. Now I get it.

Hey everyone! Glad you enjoy my sketches. Well it's my brother's birthday

and I going to celebrate for a couple of hours. So here is another one of my

sketches to hold you over.

Did this sketch in Cemistry.

My mom has forbidden me from showing my face on the internet.

Wow you are all older than I thought you were.

Why is everybody raving on about this? Can't we drop it and get to nicks

riddle?

This one goes out to all of my fellow geeks.

I would probably be dead for I eat when I'm bored and without TV; I am

super bored.

As some of you may know of my production of my O&M cartoon, I need to

learn how to draw some characters I haven't even attempted to draw. So it

looks like I have a lot of work. Anyway here are some first attempts at

Avery. Tell me what you think. Comments and suggestions are greatly

appreciated.

What do you mean "Mental"?

Totally awsome!!!!

Hello little boy. Are you lost? Want to come to my house? I have candy.

it get kind of anoying when people get off topic.

pickleYou asked for it. I am in High School Marching and concert band. I

play:

Tuba
French horn
trombone
xylophone
trumpet
baritone
some flute
piano
guitar( both electric and acoustic)
bass
(editted for length)

I wish that my mom would let me jump in the pile of leaves.

Once again Sorry. Geez if there is no reply put one yourself. Why are you

waiting on me? Sorry once again I'm always in a hurry because my mom

always needs the computer. SORRY!!!!!

Well guys needless to say, I am starting my own comic and I will announce it

on this post when I finish the character designs. Here's another sketch.

Why choose? I'll just choose the whole dang rainbow. (:3)

Nobody complained when I wished that people stopped playing this game

but to negotiate with everyone, I wish I took back my last statement.

Wouldn't you like to know.

Can you here me from all the way over here?

Glad you like Reggie. Umm.. the reason he has an anarhist symbol is

because I felt that his shoulder needed something there so I put an anarchist

symbol for no apparent reason other than it looks cool

Here is a sample comic I just made featuring my character Reggie.

I'm not trying to avoid the look completly. I'm going to try to modify it to my

own artistic vision.

Reggie isn't wearing a dress. It is some sort of long overcoat.

once agian I am trying to improve. I am trying to avoid the Ozy look. Do you

think Simpson will sue if the look doesn't improve?

Yes people I've decided to start own comic for fun. I'm not sure when I'll

put it online (probably sometime next year.) due to the fact that I don't know

how to put up a website.

I am not awsome for a number of reasons. Prove me right or prove me

wrong. Although I'm very certain you are going to prove me right.

Ok. Here is another sample comic including Reggie's older brother Roger.

I do believe that you are wrong.

It is simular to the real answer but I give him some credit.

desert dessert because the first one sounds a little dry.

I have a confession to make. Roger is me.

I always pretend I don't have homework. Which is weird because I always

get anyway.

WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh...................................................
I think I'll choose tacos because tacos rule!

I have a comic of Reggie and Roger playing "Russian Roulette". you want to

see? No it doesn't include guns or suicide. It is a game of roulette in russian.

It's wierd last night I dreamed that there was going to be a new O&M and I

was right!

I skip words in my writing and typing even though I think I write it down. My

mom says it's because my brain is moving faster than my hands.

Chalupas!!!!!!

There I changed my avitar for the sake of this game.

I am awsome because I have the guts to say that To Kill a Mockingbird

sucked.

I am awsome because I am some what of a musical protogy.

Now that you all have seen some sample comics I want to ask for your

opinions.

Die Toten Hosen ist nicht so gut. Rammstein ist sehr besser. Ich lieber

Rammstein!! Es tut mir leid. Meine duetsch ist nicht so gut aber ich weiss

enough zu schribt aut duetsch.

I wish I was a better person.

Thank you all for your support. Anyway in the quest to make roger and

reggie more wolf-like I started to redesign the characters. Here is roger.

I wish people would recognize my characters as wolves.

Chickens can fly, but only for a short period of time. If they could fly longer,

I would kill them right now before they fly away.

WWYDI the world was flat?

The tensions is killing me! When is there going to be an update? I want to

see what Locke has to say.

There is absolutly no pleasing you is there? Why do you fear change so

much? You have to be the absoulte biggest O&M purist here.

I thought that I should keep you guys in the loop of my character's

development. Anyway glad to hear that you like my new design on Roger.

There are not Nazis.

I probaly misspelled "hail" bare with me.

Once again I must point out that Roger is me.

What the hell is going on?

I never saw a decline. That's how big a fan I am.

I'm afraid that I have some bad news. I can't draw O&M anymore.

Hello everyone I'm here to unannounce my haitus.

Here's Reggie being Reggie

Nothing can never stay the same.

Ms Mudd: Ok, Millie. Bathtime sprout.
Millie: Mom, think about it. Your command is illogical. Think about it. You

always say that you don't want mud in the house. However if I combine my

dirt-ridden fur with the tub's water, wouldn't that make mud? (Millie in the

tub) Sometimes I think mom lacks commonsense.

Please comment.

Ok I guess I should show this strip plot I was planning on drawing.

Ms. Mudd: Millie! Get up! You're going to be late for school.
Millie: *groan*
Ms. Mudd: Get Up!
Millie: *groan* (gets up)
(millie walks into the kitchen looking like she's in pain)
Ms. Mudd: Millie you look terrible. Why didn't you say something?
Millie: What part of *groan* did you not understand?

Ms. Mudd: Of all days to get sick, Millie. Why must you get sick on a

school.
Millie:*sniffles*
Ms. Mudd: Well I have no time to look for a babysitter, you'll have to stay

home by yourself.Try to get some some sleep and I'll try to come home as

soon as I can.
Millie: Of all people you'll think that she be the one not leave me by myself.

TV: It grinds, it chops, it does anything you'll ask with the wonder-
(Millie changes the channel)
TV: We have a fantastic selection here with 20-24 Karat gold rin-
(changes channel)
TV: lose 5 pounds in the first week without exercising! With this state of the

art di-
Millie: Daytime TV sucks.


(Millie gets alot of blankets for three panels)
(While buried under a mountain of blankets)
Mllie: Still cold.

Millie: Hmm. time for lunch.
( picks up note)
Millie: "dear millie, here is som chicken soup to make you feel better."
(Microwave dings)
(Millie opens door and soup explodes all over her.)
Millie: Well, this soup isn't exactly making me feel better.

Well that's about for that plot. Really I thought that you all would have been

more supportive. we all have or off days.

I am awsome because I creat sketches and comics that only adults like.

Does this look like I'm back?

I frown upon that.

(crying) I miss drawing O&M so much. So many things I want to do. I love

drawing my characters but I like drawing O&M too. I feel terrible.

I love pie. ( -_-; )

I find this highly illogical. let me give you another logical statement. If all

saliors are gay, then there wouldn't be any babyboomers. However there are

babyboomers. therefore not all sailors are gay.

Hey guys my dad was in the Navy and he doesn't even swear. What does

that say about you all.

I can't draw O&M anymore.

Ok I think it is time for an oldie strip. I mean oldie because it is an old strip

done by me.

No it just evolved to greater things. Both artistically and achedemically.

My friends think I wierd for reading O&M, because of a wide veriety of

diffrent situations. One I'm afraid to say because I don't to get banned.

If you like that then you should see my drawings when it was actually good.

I don't like the way I drew O&M. Told you I can't.

What does the school system have to do with this. This is pure me. You

can't teach this in school. I do have a hobby. I am musician but I couldn't

play my keyboard because 3 in the frickin' morning.

I could understand it now. I'm not like other Teens.

Geez why is it that everytime I try to be funny people take me serious. I

guess I'll just leave the joke telling to Roger and Reggie.

I wasn't refering to the giant text block. That was serious thought. I wasn't

supposed to be funny. I was refering to when Dr. Sticks mentioned a college

named quaker and I said it was interesting and delicious.

I'm not against other religions. I respect other peoples choices and beliefs.

Does it really matter what I said?

Am I really that important that when I give my personal opinions that it turns

into a global catastophy?

I read greek mythology is that close enough.

If look at ancient art, it is practically looking at pornagraphy.

Well Muffinsticks. I am probably the first.

When did this thread become about religion?

sometimes I get a little uncomfortable reading things about Buddah and Zen

in O&M. It's not that I am against it or anything it's just that it is out of my

religion. Maybe that is why I don't feel comfortable around my band mate

Binder. He is some kind of buddist

I'm just going to stay out of this thread. Hopefully it will stop soon and we

could move on to other topics.

Before I leave this thread forever. Let me just say one thing. I'm not

prejudice about other religions. In fact I do have basic knowlege over alot of

religions including buddism. I am a very open minded person and do respect

others beliefs.

What's with the interigation Muffinsticks? I am not ignorent.

Look. As long as a religion doesn't try to convert me. I'm fine with it.

They were the ones that my parents imposed on me but I choosed to believe

them. If I didn't want to believe them I would have turned Atheist.

I am awsome because I read the beginning post before reponding.

What do I use then. Help me out. I'm planning to color Roger and reggie for

my movie.

If I say I can't do something. Then I can't. No need to argue. Wheather I can

or can't, I'm right.

I am not an artist!

Religion to me is a way of life. It sets a guide line of rules to live your life in

the best manor. If you ask me pick any religion you want. As long it teaches

you to be a go ...

Then I rather be a loser.

Am I the only person who had the idea of making a birthday cake for Jesus?

Ok. Let me rephrase my statement that caused such and disruption.

*clears throught* I decided to not draw O&M anymore because I can't

draw them as well as I used to.

Ok is that better? Can you deal with that better?

I leaving again. This time for good. I am sorry for my post that caused so

much contrevesy and sorry for my improper grammer. I hope that this place

will become a better forum without me. I'll post all my remaining sketches.

And remember that in January I will have my own comic called Minerva

Bros. Please look it up once in a while. I'm sorry for any pain please forgive

me.

Goodbye.
- Johnathan Segovia

I'll just say this. Yes Michael Cruz is me. But I meant it I am not coming

back on either as Johnathan or Michael. THe reason is I did that was for a

social experiment I was cunducting. Besides this post I am not coming back.

I knew that if I revield my full name it would expose my alt account. Who

cares? Certainly not me.

Bye.

Maybe you are all right. Maybe I did over react. I just didn't want you all to

hate me. it has happened before, so I didn't want it to happen again. I guess

I will return but not right now. I have things to do. I need to do the

homework I was given, work on the movie, and get ready for my first week

of Minerva Bros. (I finished the first strip yesterday and it maybe the best I

strip I have ever done.) For christmas my tia Melba gave me a color pencil

set which awesome! I guees I'll do my strip in color now. I am glad that you

all missed me. I never knew how accepted I was. Don't worry my atheist

friends about offending I have two very close friends that are atheist and we

are all cool with each other. I sorry for leaving. I just needed some time to

think.

Merry Christmas Everybody!

If anyone wants a sneak preview of the first comic PM me.

You guys are not perves. I've seen worst.

I mean come on people! I'm back. I thought I made myself clear on that like

a couple of pages back. Why are you still posting on here?

Then what is it about then? I'm looking throught pages and I see things about

yiff and marty and porn and I just can't understand.

Let me get this straight. "furry comics" are comics that are anamorphic?

Ok. Haven't made a game in a while.

I am not the only christian in the world, Fritz. Besides, I said I changed. I

wouldn't say things like that anymore.

I don't know if I'm a furry.

Kisses because I could eat them due to my lonliness.


Sorry my brother has this condition. Please excuse him. He said if I can go

to Wal-Mart how come I can't go to the mall.

Just to keep you guys in the loop, I decided to postpon the release of

Minerva bros. due to financial reasons.

Forget this. I don't get. I read the first page and still didn't get it.

Rammstein is going to release their sixth album in 2009. I'm so excited!

Okay, this one's a little easier than the last one I gave:

La la la

Any takers?

Rammstein was the first band I really loved.

So you don't come for the meaningful discussions? Or at least the ones that I

start that are soon to be corrupted by the forums cynical members?

Really the reason I did all of these was because I was bored. Let me tell you

when I get bored, I start to do weird things; as you can see from my

creations.

I wish I had a turtle picture.

People please! It was just a little joke. No need to make it into a debate.

it's ironic that an atheist jew (two things germans hate since they're nazis)

chose the german as the answer.

Now that's just an oxymoron.

I was being sarcasitic. Once again people take me serious when I'm trying to

be funny.

Datherman

Well, I have a new name. It's still me Johnathan, I just decided to change it

to Caveman, my nickname from Middle school.

I so want to change my user name. Who do I contact about it?

What the hell. I didn't know that I was misspelling his name. someone should

of told me earlier. Boy do I feel silly.

I look like I'm 21 with my beard and mustache.

Who's preaching? Remember Ibun, I've changed.

Ok. I just finished this strip this morning I got alot of complements from my

friends and classmates.

I was dramatized by a bee mascot when I was three and that is why I can't

remember anything when I was little?

Hmm. Segovia would be good screen name since everybody on the internet

and in the real world calls me that. But lets keep it Caveman until after lent

and see where it takes me.

I love using ideas from Forrest Gump. Of course Roger is no Forrest Gump.

I don't have a beard right now. I had to shave it on sunday. Right now it's

more of a highly developed 5 o clock shadow.

You know the first time I read the thread title I thought this was going to be a

thread to ostracize me.

Since we are dealing with balls....

Yo quiero una galleta por favor.

I do remember crying but not the confessing part.

I wish people would stop voting yes on that Concerning Segovia thread.

What the hell people. Since when did I draw cats? Of course he's a wolf. In

fact that's me as one of my characters.

Whoo!!!! 1000 post!!!!!! I have absoutely no life!!!!

I wasn't mad at you I was mad at Muffinsticks because he knows what I

draw.

I wish more people listened to Rammstein.

Read the first post.

I don't care. Christoph it is.

(Literally 3 AND A HALF FULL PAGES of his word disassociation battle

with Rocketgirl!)

Whatever. I'm bored.

Obviously muffinsticks posted right before I did and didn't notice. Continue.

(Another full page of word disassociation.)

Oh my God! They killed Kenny!


You bastard.

Nac enoyna daer siht?

That wasn't clever, Segovia. I disapprove.

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg35 ... pprove.jpg

Whatever!

I do that so it confuses people. Confusing people is my middle name.

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE BUY!!!

BILL BILL BILL BILL B-BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

Moscow!
One! Two! Three!

Wow. I'm speechless.

Didn't you see the part where I said that anything multiplied by zero is zero.

So where are you getting the idea of negative numerals. Plus, I'm telling you

Muffinsticks for the last time. THERE ARE NO HILLS WHERE I

LIVE!!!!!!! AND EVEN IF THERE ARE, THEY ARE NOT IN A 100

YARD RANGE OF ME!

I agree I do see some simularities in the facial region.

I wish that Muffinsticks wasn't so ignorant San Antonio's terrian.

I don't know if being human seperates me and Roger becuase remember I

am practically a wolf because of my messy beard and hair all over my body.

I wish that Spanish Inquesition never happened but with me still being

catholic.

I guess your not all that bad. Thanks guys for the comments.

?????

I hope my time to mature comes soon. Those thoughts are driving me insane.

I wish doughnut had sprinkles.

Holy Cracker Biscuits!

Professor Snape? I don't know I do remember there was one person that

had that name but I'm not sure which one. I fairly certain that it's one of the

professors.

Granted but it's an extrmeley horny dog that hasn't been spayed, in heat and

has a fetish for humans.

To Ibun. Duh!! Idiot.

Not scare anyone but I heard that there could actually be ghosts in computer

monitors.

Are you responding to bash me or ghosts?

Geez. I knew I shouldn't have posted that. Sorry people, I'll just keep my

mouth shut.

I have duo personalities, I call left and right. You know me as the left (layed

back). You'll meet right soon enough.

I don't try hard. I try extremely hard.

I don't give a shit.

Caveman and Segovia are dead. I am Roger now. If you don't like it, Jog

on.

I don't bloody care about that anymore.

Because I decided to give you a taste of me first.

Well then I guess you got worked up for nothing, I suppose.

Now that I actually been Roger for a few minutes now, it feels kind of good

to get back to my original self. I was a fool to think that anyone would like

that softy Johnathan.

I don't believe it. I don't even have that poster with me. I did that poster in

the fuckin 7th grade. I want it back.

Well you failed. Anyway there were two sides to the one you call Segovia.

There was that pussy Caveman and then there's me. I was here before here

was and then you all killed him. Now I flourish.

I don't ---- care anymore. It didn't even win. I guess some good came out of

it.

Mod Edit: Please watch your language

Dantherman.

Segovia is still alive he's just dead to you. He still drawing. Here's a drawing

that he did while I was working on his damn interm.

Sigh. You just don't get it do you? I existed before he created "Roger".

However through the comics it created Caveman and I was pushed in the

back of Segovia's mind only being allowed to reappear during school.

Segovia based Roger on me.

Do you think I care about what you think of me? I'm the real Segovia. I've

been around for 13 years of my life.

Acting like what? Myself. I've been acting this way throught my life. You

only met me when I was layed back.

A naive person who's questioning the personality of someone who he has not

met personally.

Why? I having more fun than I ever did on here.

I don't draw. Caveman does.

At first before I became Roger I was like this. (Fag drawing)

But then when I started being Roger I felt like this. (Faggier drawing)

I went through a phase where I thought I liked rap. Boy that was a rough 6

months.

No because I'm not dumb and I'm not gay. I just try to be myself.

That's what I am. I am truly a nice guy but when people start to ruffle my

feathers I get a little hot headed. I try to let it pass by me but when it gets to

out of control, I must take action.

Cheerfully withdrawn.



Dedicated to you, Segovia. Please change your screen name.

[datherman]

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Locked before it gets worse, sorry Muffin.